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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Several farmers report missing cattle today.
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Violet has PMS! Thruster is understanding, and peace
is restored. For now.
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has killed Duncoln!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Duncoln says tearfully.
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Sandman has killed KingArthur!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears KingArthur.
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CorruptShadow has killed Sandman in self defence!
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, CorruptShadow,"
Sandman exclaims.
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Lightning has beaten Olodrin!
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CorruptShadow has killed Prince Humperdink in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Prince Humperdink in agony.
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Super Obese Agnus has been killed by Goliath!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Super Obese Agnus moans pitifully.
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TalkHarder has killed CorruptShadow!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, TalkHarder!,
CorruptShadow cries.
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3dham.com Put In A Hard Days Work!
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3dham.com C`aught A Sea Lion Today!
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3dham.com has beaten Gandalf!
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3dham.com has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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3dham.com has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," 3dham.com roars.
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Bucks Lady gives birth to a girl! Her name is Go Bucks.
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail has killed Lightning!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Abigail warns.
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Abigail Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Abigail has killed Bucks Lady!
"Next time Bucks Lady, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Abigail says seriously.
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Fauxtomato walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Fauxtomato has killed Abigail!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Fauxtomato!,"
Abigail mutters.
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Warrior Duelled A Swordfish!
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Warrior has killed Fauxtomato!
Fauxtomato sobs uncontrollably.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Warrior!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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Blecchh! Met A Mermaid!
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HomeyG has been killed by King Vidion!
King Vidion devours HomeyG raw.
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DragonLord Toured The Forgery Today!
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DragonLord has beaten Sandtiger!
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Maverick has beaten Sparhawk!
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Maverick has killed DragonLord!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Maverick!,"
DragonLord mutters.
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Maverick has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Maverick warns.
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Maverick has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Maverick walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Thruster Battled A Killer Whale!
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Thruster Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Chrono00 has killed Maverick!
"You will have no children!," curses Maverick with relish.
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Chrono00 has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Boogaloo has beaten Aragorn!
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Boogaloo has killed Duncoln!
Boogaloo sticks Duncoln's head on a stick for all to see.
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Boogaloo has beaten Olodrin!
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Runny Nose got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Runny Nose has killed Thruster!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Thruster.
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The Red Dragon has killed Runny Nose!
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