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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Several farmers report missing cattle today.
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Clarice Starling has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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Clarice Starling has killed ConsoleCowboy!
ConsoleCowboy's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Clarice Starling has killed COVID-19!
COVID-19 cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Clarice Starling has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Clarice Starling has beaten Gandalf!
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Clarice Starling has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Clarice Starling!
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The Red Dragon has killed Dildo Ballbags!
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Scramble has killed Frisky!
"Next time Frisky, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Scramble says seriously.
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Scramble has killed Ta'aluma!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Ta'aluma insists.
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Upa got laid by Scraups!
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Upa has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Upa has beaten Halder!
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Upa has killed Bob!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Upa yells.
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Sandman Put In A Hard Days Work!
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The Red Dragon has killed Sandman!
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The Red Dragon has killed Trogdor!
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Warf has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Bucks Lady Got A Raise!
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Bucks Lady has killed PollyPokeIt!
"Bucks Lady is the best." laughs Bucks Lady.
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Bucks Lady has beaten Olodrin!
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3dham.com has killed Bucks Lady!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, 3dham.com!,
Bucks Lady cries.
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3dham.com has beaten Sparhawk!
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3dham.com Got A Raise!
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Scramble has killed 3dham.com in self defence!
3dham.com sobs uncontrollably.
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Pappykun has beaten Aragorn!
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Chrono00 got laid by Merlin!
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Chrono00 has killed Pappykun!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Pappykun insists.
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Chrono00 has beaten Aragorn!
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Scramble has killed Maverick in self defence!
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Scramble,"
Maverick exclaims.
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Scraups got laid by Scramble!
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Scraups got laid by Upa!
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Scraups has killed Upa!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Scraups in delight.
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Scraups has killed Chrono00!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Scraups yells.
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Scraups has beaten Aragorn!
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Merlin has killed Warf!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, Merlin,"
Warf screams.
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Merlin Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Jack has beaten Halder!
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Francis Dolarhyde C`aught A Sea Lion Today!
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Francis Dolarhyde has killed Jack!
"Oh don't get a big head, Francis Dolarhyde! You suck!," taunts Jack.
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Merlin has killed Scramble in self defence!
"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," Scramble groans.
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Violet has refused to marry KingArthur!
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KingArthur has beaten Sparhawk!
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Ta'aluma has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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Merlin has killed Ta'aluma in self defence!
BobbyJW C`aught A Sea Lion Today!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe Got A Raise Today!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe Got laid by Violet!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Francis Dolarhyde!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Francis Dolarhyde.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed KingArthur!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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HomeyG has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
WHiTe VaMPiRe sobs uncontrollably.
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Blank has killed HomeyG!
Blank laughs.
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Blank has beaten Aladdin!
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Blank has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Ta'aluma has killed Blank in self defence!
"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, Ta'aluma!," reveals Blank.
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PollyPokeIt has killed Scraups!
Scraups cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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PollyPokeIt has beaten Olodrin!
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Runny Nose got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Runny Nose got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Runny Nose has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"You have not seen the last of me, Sweet Looking Little Girl!," Runny Nose threatens.
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Upa got laid by Scraups!
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