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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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A Child was found today! But scared deaf and dumb.
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DrippiDongstocking got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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DrippiDongstocking has killed Abigail!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, DrippiDongstocking,"
Abigail screams.
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DrippiDongstocking has killed Blank!
"I wasn't ready!," Blank screams.
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DrippiDongstocking has killed DragonLord!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks DragonLord.
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Maverick has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." WHiTe VaMPiRe realizes.
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Coolcom has killed Maverick in self defence!
"I'm having a very bad day...," Maverick moans.
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The Red Dragon has killed DrippiDongstocking!
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Sandman has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Sandman moans pitifully.
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Princess Buttercup has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Princess Buttercup has beaten Gandalf!
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Princess Buttercup has killed Teightro!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Princess Buttercup," admonishes
Teightro.
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Princess Buttercup has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed Princess Buttercup!
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Bucks Lady got laid by 3dham.com!
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Bucks Lady got laid by Kerbouchard!
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Bucks Lady has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Bucks Lady Got Fired!
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Bucks Lady Announces:
I killed the dragon, goody. I'm the best.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe Got A Raise!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe Duelled A Swordfish!
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Bucks Lady has beaten Halder!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has beaten Sandtiger!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe Got laid by Violet!
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Talkhard has beaten Sparhawk!
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Kilroy238 has killed Talkhard in self defence!
Kilroy238 smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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Violet has refused to marry Azurith!
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Azurith Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Kilroy238 Got laid by Violet!
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HomeyG C`aught A Sea Lion Today!
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The Red Dragon has killed HomeyG!
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Teightro has killed Kilroy238!
"I wasn't ready!," Kilroy238 screams.
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Teightro has killed Azurith!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Azurith says tearfully.
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The Red Dragon has killed Teightro!
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LordOfTitsAndWine Battled A Killer Whale!
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LordOfTitsAndWine Put In A Hard Days Work!
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LordOfTitsAndWine has beaten Olodrin!
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LordOfTitsAndWine has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, LordOfTitsAndWine!,
WHiTe VaMPiRe cries.
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Coolcom has killed LordOfTitsAndWine in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," LordOfTitsAndWine wonders aloud.
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Coolcom has beaten Sparhawk!
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Coolcom has killed BigDameHero!
BigDameHero cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Kerbouchard Got laid by Violet!
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Kerbouchard has killed Bashful!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Bashful.
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Kerbouchard has killed Primo!
Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Primo.
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Blank got laid by BigDameHero!
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Abigail has killed Coolcom!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Coolcom insists.
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Misseypoo has killed Blank!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Blank realizes.
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Misseypoo Duelled A Swordfish!
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Misseypoo has killed BackSlash!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Misseypoo yells.
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Misseypoo has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Fauxtomato has killed Kerbouchard!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Fauxtomato informs Kerbouchard.
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3dham.com has beaten Aladdin!
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3dham.com has killed Fauxtomato!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Fauxtomato insists.
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3dham.com has killed Misseypoo!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, 3dham.com," admonishes
Misseypoo.
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Warrior Met A Mermaid!
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Warrior has beaten Olodrin!
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Warrior has beaten Sandtiger!
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Warrior has killed DragonLord!
Warrior kicks DragonLord one more time for good measure.
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Warrior has killed Abigail!
"Next time Abigail, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Warrior says seriously.
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Warrior has beaten Sparhawk!
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Warrior has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Warrior has killed 3dham.com!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Warrior.
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Mia got laid by TRoyJenkins!
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Mia has been killed by Bran The Warrior!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Mia roars.
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TRoyJenkins has killed Warrior!
Warrior cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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TRoyJenkins has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Chrono00 has killed TRoyJenkins!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps TRoyJenkins.
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Blecchh! has beaten Barak!
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Blecchh! has beaten Aragorn!
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The Red Dragon has killed Runny Nose!
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BackSlash has killed Chrono00!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Chrono00 insists.
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