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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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The town is in grief. Several children didn't come home today.
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Violet bears Fauxtomato a male child.
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Rango has killed Terrid!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Terrid,"
laughs Rango.
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Rango has killed Aristarchus!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Rango,"
Aristarchus rebukes.
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Rango has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
The banker is already looking for Rango's next of kin.
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has beaten Aladdin!
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Sandman has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Sandman.
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Wobbly Bits has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Cyclops Warrior," Wobbly Bits admits.
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4 LOCO has beaten Halder!
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4 LOCO has killed Cirque!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries 4 LOCO in delight.
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4 LOCO has killed Palmer Eldritch!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, 4 LOCO," admonishes
Palmer Eldritch.
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4 LOCO walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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4 LOCO has beaten Barak!
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4 LOCO has killed Gordinite Hargis!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Gordinite Hargis.
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Lightning has beaten Aragorn!
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Lightning has killed Pottus!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Pottus.
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Keu went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Rwarogers has killed Lightning in self defence!
"Geez! I don't believe this! Last time I attack you, Rwarogers!,"
Lightning lements.
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Keu has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Keu,"
WHiTe VaMPiRe rebukes.
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Keu has beaten Aladdin!
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Keu has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Keu has killed Talkhard!
Talkhard sobs uncontrollably.
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Keu has beaten Gandalf!
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Keu has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Keu!
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Bucks Lady has killed Tato!
"Thanks for the gems" laughs Bucks Lady.
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Bucks Lady has killed Tofuboi!
Tofuboi cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Fauxtomato got laid by Darla!
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Bucks Lady has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Fauxtomato has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Fauxtomato has beaten Halder!
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Talkhard has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Talkhard moans pitifully.
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Darla got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Darla has killed Tewdric!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Tewdric says tearfully.
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Darla has killed Bucks Lady!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Bucks Lady.
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Overrated Crybaby has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Underground has beaten Sandtiger!
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Overrated Crybaby has beaten Aladdin!
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Darla has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Darla!
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Underground has killed Rwarogers!
"Booyahh!" laughs Underground.
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The Red Dragon has killed Boogaloo!
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Holyjojo has beaten Sandtiger!
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Holyjojo has killed Underground!
Holyjojo kicks Underground one more time for good measure.
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HomeyG has beaten Olodrin!
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Pai Mei has beaten Aladdin!
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Pai Mei has killed DragonLord!
"You will have no children!," curses DragonLord with relish.
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Pai Mei has killed HomeyG!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Pai Mei,"
HomeyG rebukes.
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Maverick has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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Maverick has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Maverick shouts.
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Runny Nose has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"You got lucky, Cyclops Warrior!," Runny Nose declares.
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Warrior has beaten Aragorn!
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Warrior has killed 4 LOCO!
"You have NO right to that, Warrior!," 4 LOCO whines.
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Duncoln has beaten Sparhawk!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Abigail roars.
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Gordinite Hargis has beaten Barak!
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Blecchh! has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
Halder laughs at Blecchh!'s plight.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe got laid by Darla!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Overrated Crybaby!
"more cowbell"
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Pai Mei!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Duncoln!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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