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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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A group of children did not return from a nature walk today.
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Violet bears Benzol a male child.
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Queefer Sutherland gives birth to a boy! His name is Queef Urban.
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Keu got laid by Honey Badger!
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Queefer Sutherland has killed Amarhy!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Amarhy.
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Queefer Sutherland has beaten Aragorn!
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Keu has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Keu has beaten Halder!
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Keu has killed Luna!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Luna.
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Keu has beaten Barak!
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Harambe has killed Snatcher!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Harambe.
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Keu has killed Ooola!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Ooola.
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Harambe has killed 3dham.com!
Harambe laughs.
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Keu has killed OracleDB!
Keu sticks OracleDB's head on a stick for all to see.
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Keu has beaten Aragorn!
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Lady Ta'aluma has killed Harambe in self defence!
"I'm having a very bad day...," Harambe moans.
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Queefer Sutherland has killed Redout!
"You will have no children!," curses Redout with relish.
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Queefer Sutherland has beaten Olodrin!
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Xoria has killed Queefer Sutherland in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Queefer Sutherland in agony.
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Honey Badger got laid by Keu!
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Honey Badger got laid by Keu!
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Honey Badger has killed Lady Ta'aluma!
Lady Ta'aluma's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Honey Badger has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Honey Badger has beaten Gandalf!
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Honey Badger has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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Honey Badger has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Honey Badger.
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Wotan has killed Deth.Adder in self defence!
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Wotan,"
Deth.Adder exclaims.
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Sandman got laid by Queefer Sutherland!
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Sandman has killed stab!
stab cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Sandman has killed Wotan!
Wotan's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Sandman has killed Xoria!
Xoria's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Sandman has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Sandman moans pitifully.
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Hidenfrombiden has killed Zeno!
Hidenfrombiden laughs.
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Hidenfrombiden has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Hidenfrombiden in dismay.
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Queefer Sutherland got laid by Sandman!
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4 LOCO has beaten Aladdin!
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4 LOCO got laid by Seth Able!
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Bucks Lady got laid by 3dham.com!
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Bucks Lady has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Cy Koesis has killed Bucks Lady!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Cy Koesis," admonishes
Bucks Lady.
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Cy Koesis has killed Runny Nose!
"Next time Runny Nose, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Cy Koesis says seriously.
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Cy Koesis Announces:
I'd have to be a lot crazier to go after Turgon right now.
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Joekamel2020 got laid by Hidenfrombiden!
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Joekamel2020 has killed Benzol!
"Next time Benzol, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Joekamel2020 says seriously.
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Joekamel2020 has killed Wotan!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Joekamel2020 promises.
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Joekamel2020 has killed Jaimy!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Jaimy realizes.
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Joekamel2020 has been killed by Mountain!
"Try that again! I'll decapitate you!," Joekamel2020 challenges.
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3dham.com has been killed by Scallian Rap!
Scallian Rap carefully burys 3dham.com.
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BDogg has killed Wintermute!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," BDogg informs Wintermute.
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BDogg has beaten Sparhawk!
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BDogg has killed Scramble!
Scramble cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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4 LOCO has killed BestAssInTown in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," BestAssInTown wonders aloud.
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Tcp has killed Cy Koesis!
Cy Koesis cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Tcp has beaten Aladdin!
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Tcp has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Tcp has beaten Gandalf!
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Tcp has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Tcp!
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SirTheodore has killed SailorMoon!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs SirTheodore.
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SirTheodore has been killed by King Vidion!
SirTheodore's entrails are littering the forest.
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Sir gareth has killed Cemalgulcen!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Sir gareth.
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Hidenfrombiden got laid by Joekamel2020!
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Snatcher has killed BDogg!
"Oh don't get a big head, Snatcher! You suck!," taunts BDogg.
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Snatcher has killed Sir gareth!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Snatcher,"
Sir gareth rebukes.
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Snatcher has killed 4 LOCO!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Snatcher!,"
4 LOCO mutters.
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Xoria has beaten Sparhawk!
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Xoria has killed Frigginglorious!
"Oh don't get a big head, Xoria! You suck!," taunts Frigginglorious.
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The Red Dragon has killed Hyacinth Bucket!
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TheLadyWhispers has killed Xoria!
"I appreciate the gold" laughs TheLadyWhispers.
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Ooola has beaten Barak!
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Ooola has killed Keu!
"You will have no children!," curses Keu with relish.
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Ooola has killed Kedgeondune!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Kedgeondune says tearfully.
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Runny Nose has killed TheLadyWhispers!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Runny Nose states.
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Runny Nose has killed Snatcher!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Runny Nose,"
Snatcher rebukes.
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Runny Nose has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Homey has killed Runny Nose in self defence!
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs Homey.
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ThaFreak has killed Ooola!
"This means WAR!," Ooola shouts savagely.
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ThaFreak has killed Homey!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Homey.
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Amarhy has beaten Olodrin!
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Woody Spanker has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"Try that again! I'll decapitate you!," Woody Spanker challenges.
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Wintermute has beaten Sandtiger!
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