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The Daily Happenings....
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The land is in chaos today. Will the abductions ever stop?
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3dham.com walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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3dham.com has killed Duncoln!
"This means WAR!," Duncoln shouts savagely.
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3dham.com has beaten Sparhawk!
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Teightro has killed 3dham.com in self defence!
"Nuts!" laughs 3dham.com.
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Impudent Strumpet has killed Terrid!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Terrid.
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Impudent Strumpet has killed Fauxtomato!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Impudent Strumpet in delight.
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Shift_Master has killed Impudent Strumpet in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Shift_Master," utters Impudent Strumpet.
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Princess Buttercup has killed Azurith!
"Next time Azurith, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Princess Buttercup says seriously.
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Princess Buttercup has killed Teightro!
Teightro's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Princess Buttercup has beaten Sandtiger!
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Princess Buttercup has beaten Sparhawk!
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Lightning has beaten Barak!
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Lightning has killed Richardass95!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Lightning!,
Richardass95 cries.
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Lightning has killed SirDankNuggs69!
"Next time SirDankNuggs69, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Lightning says seriously.
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has killed Lightning!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Lightning.
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Violet calls Sandman a `)dirty old man!
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Sandman has beaten Barak!
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Sandman has beaten Aragorn!
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Zenobyte has beaten Barak!
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Zenobyte has killed Sandman!
Zenobyte does a little dance over Sandman's grave.
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Teightro has beaten Sparhawk!
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DaveGuy has beaten Halder!
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Teightro has killed Princess Buttercup!
"Life is pain, Highness..." Teightro declares sadly.
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Teightro has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Bucks Lady got laid by Dr.Funfinger!
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Bucks Lady got laid by 3dham.com!
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Bucks Lady has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears Bucks Lady.
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Fauxtomato has killed Teightro!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Teightro insists.
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Fauxtomato has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Shift_Master has killed Fauxtomato in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Fauxtomato in agony.
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GoldenEGG? Announces:
it's jessrond obvs
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GoldenEGG? has beaten Halder!
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GoldenEGG? has killed DaveGuy!
"Fudge yea" curses GoldenEGG?.
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GoldenEGG?? Announces:
huhuuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuh
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HardTalk Got laid by Violet!
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HardTalk has killed Shift_Master!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," HardTalk informs Shift_Master.
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Night Snacker Announces:
Sure wish I had another Mystical Skill point!
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The Red Dragon has killed Night Snacker!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail got laid by Zenobyte!
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Abigail has been killed by Black Unicorn!
Abigail's entrails are littering the forest.
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Blecchh! has killed Dr.Funfinger!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Dr.Funfinger insists.
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Blecchh! has killed Kwila!
"Next time Kwila, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Blecchh! says seriously.
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The Red Dragon has killed Blecchh!!
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Maverick has killed GoldenEGG??!
"Oh don't get a big head, Maverick! You suck!," taunts GoldenEGG??.
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Maverick has beaten Aragorn!
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The Red Dragon has killed Warrior!
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Underground has beaten Barak!
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Underground has killed Maverick!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Underground states.
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Runny Nose has beaten Aragorn!
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Runny Nose has been killed by Huge Black Bear!
Huge Black Bear carefully burys Runny Nose.
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Bubbles got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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MixedLiquor has beaten Halder!
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Chrono00 has killed MixedLiquor!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Chrono00," admonishes
MixedLiquor.
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Chrono00 has killed Bubbles!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Bubbles.
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The Red Dragon has killed Chrono00!
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Kwila got laid by Blecchh!!
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The Red Dragon has killed Kwila!
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