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The Daily Happenings....
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Despair covers the land - more bloody remains have been found today.
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Maverick has killed Misseypoo!
"Oh don't get a big head, Maverick! You suck!," taunts Misseypoo.
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Maverick has killed Abigail!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Maverick informs Abigail.
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Maverick has killed Blank!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Maverick warns.
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The Red Dragon has killed Maverick!
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Rectum-Faced Pygmy has killed Bad Boy Leeroy!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Bad Boy Leeroy.
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Rectum-Faced Pygmy has killed DragonLord!
"This means WAR!," DragonLord shouts savagely.
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Rectum-Faced Pygmy has killed Tewdric!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Tewdric.
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The Red Dragon has killed Rectum-Faced Pygmy!
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Sandman has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Sandman shouts.
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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The Red Dragon has killed Keu!
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Holyjojo has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Holyjojo in dismay.
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Rango got laid by Keu!
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Rango has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Rango has killed Loanthar!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Loanthar insists.
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Rango has killed Absalom!
Absalom sobs uncontrollably.
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The Red Dragon has killed 3dham.com!
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4 LOCO has beaten Gandalf!
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4 LOCO walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed 4 LOCO!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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Talkhard has killed Darkan!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Darkan.
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Talkhard has killed BigDameHero!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," BigDameHero insists.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"I think I'm going to be sick," WHiTe VaMPiRe moans pitifully.
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Abigail roars.
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Teightro has killed Bucks Lady!
"This means WAR!," Bucks Lady shouts savagely.
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Teightro has killed Kilroy238!
Teightro kicks Kilroy238 one more time for good measure.
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HomeyG has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds HomeyG.
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Hugh Jayniss has killed Coolcom!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Coolcom.
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Hugh Jayniss has beaten Sparhawk!
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Hugh Jayniss has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Hugh Jayniss has been killed by Rundorig!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears Hugh Jayniss.
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Vince has been killed by Wild Boar!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Vince screams.
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Kerbouchard has killed Teightro!
Teightro cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Kerbouchard has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
ShadowStormWarrior !," Kerbouchard screams.
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Blank has killed Angal!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Blank,"
Angal rebukes.
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Blank has killed Veg!
"Next time Veg, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Blank says seriously.
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Blank has killed Valr!
"You will have no children!," curses Valr with relish.
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DragonLord has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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DragonLord has killed Lazyandpredictable!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Lazyandpredictable.
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Veg has killed Matt Buzz!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Veg informs Matt Buzz.
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Veg has beaten Aragorn!
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Misseypoo got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Misseypoo has killed Blank!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Misseypoo!,"
Blank mutters.
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Misseypoo has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Sweet Looking Little Girl," Misseypoo admits.
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Darkan has been killed by King Vidion!
The banker is already looking for Darkan's next of kin.
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Neuf has beaten Halder!
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Neuf has killed Wernicke!
Wernicke's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Wally has beaten Barak!
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Milpool has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Fauxtomato has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"Try that again! I'll decapitate you!," Fauxtomato challenges.
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Warrior has beaten Barak!
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Warrior has killed Bashful!
"Oh don't get a big head, Warrior! You suck!," taunts Bashful.
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Warrior has beaten Aragorn!
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Warrior has killed Wally!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Warrior warns.
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Warrior walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Warrior has killed Veg!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Veg says tearfully.
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Miracle Max has killed Warrior!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Miracle Max!,"
Warrior mutters.
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Miracle Max has beaten Olodrin!
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Ressu & Miracle Max had an uneventful online duel.
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Ressu & Miracle Max had an uneventful online duel.
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Miracle Max walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Miracle Max has beaten Sandtiger!
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Coolcom has killed Miracle Max in self defence!
"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, Coolcom!," reveals Miracle Max.
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Valr has killed Pxt!
Pxt's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Valr has killed Dragonslayer1!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Dragonslayer1 insists.
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Valr has beaten Barak!
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Runny Nose has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"I feel ill," elucidates Runny Nose.
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Blecchh! has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"I feel ill," elucidates Blecchh!.
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Covid20 has been killed by Bran The Warrior!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Bran The Warrior," Covid20 admits.
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BackSlash has killed Bad Boy Leeroy!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs BackSlash.
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BackSlash Got laid by Violet!
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BackSlash has been killed by Slock!
"Ack! I was under the impression I was invincible. I suppose I was wrong,"
BackSlash admits.
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Egdod got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Egdod has killed Ressu!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Ressu.
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