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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Several farmers report missing cattle today.
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Violet and Hkb didn't appear to get much sleep
last night. The town is mystified.
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GoldenEGG Announces:
i accept all lays i don't care about if i know you or cyber you or w/e
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GoldenEGG has killed Rayizen!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Rayizen.
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GoldenEGG has beaten Halder!
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GoldenEGG has killed Matt Buzz!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs GoldenEGG.
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GoldenEGG has beaten Barak!
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GoldenEGG has killed -=LadyDeath=-!
"i'm the only lady on this site" moans GoldenEGG.
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Chlamydia got laid by Snap!
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Chlamydia got laid by Sila!
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Chlamydia has killed Parallax!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Parallax.
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Snap walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Snap has killed Draken_RD!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Snap," admonishes
Draken_RD.
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Snap has beaten Sparhawk!
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Snap has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Snap informs WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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Lee Dungarees has killed Snap in self defence!
"Worth a shot..." moans Snap.
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has killed GoldenEGG!
Sandman laughs.
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Sandman has beaten Aragorn!
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Runny Nose has killed Sandman in self defence!
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs Runny Nose.
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Bucks Lady Announces:
The Milwaukee Bucks are the best.
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Bucks Lady Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Bucks Lady has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
"How many of you Toraks Son, Korak's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Bucks Lady ponders.
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Come and get it! Battled A Killer Whale!
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Come and get it! has killed Nazrac!
"I wasn't ready!," Nazrac screams.
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Come and get it! has killed Lee Dungarees!
"I wasn't ready!," Lee Dungarees screams.
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Sila has killed Come and get it! in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Come and get it! in agony.
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Bucks Lady got laid by Come and get it!!
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The Red Dragon has killed Upa!
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Bagel gives birth to a boy! His name is Breadstick.
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Bagel has beaten Olodrin!
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Bagel has beaten Sandtiger!
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Sila has killed Chlamydia!
Sila sticks Chlamydia's head on a stick for all to see.
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Sila Battled A Killer Whale!
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Sila Got A Raise Today!
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Chlamydia got laid by Sila!
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HomeyG has beaten Barak!
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SilverFox has killed HomeyG in self defence!
"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, SilverFox!," reveals HomeyG.
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LeeRoyJenkins! has killed SilverFox!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps SilverFox.
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LeeRoyJenkins! Met A Mermaid!
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LeeRoyJenkins! Put In A Hard Days Work!
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LeeRoyJenkins! has killed Sila!
"I wasn't ready!," Sila screams.
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LeeRoyJenkins! has beaten Gandalf!
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LeeRoyJenkins! has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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LeeRoyJenkins! has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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LeeRoyJenkins! has beaten Halder!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Bagel!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has beaten Sparhawk!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Hkb!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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ArseFace Has No Luck!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Abigail has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Abigail has beaten Halder!
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Runny Nose got laid by Upa!
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Runny Nose has killed TheBuzzSaw!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, TheBuzzSaw,"
laughs Runny Nose.
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Blecchh! Got A Raise!
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Blecchh! C`aught A Sea Lion Today!
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ArseFace has killed Blecchh! in self defence!
"You got lucky, ArseFace. You know you did!," Blecchh! declares.
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