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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org
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A group of children did not return from a nature walk today.
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Enkidu has killed CFEEZY!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Enkidu yells.
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Enkidu has killed Sandman in self defence!
"I'm having a very bad day...," Sandman moans.
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Nerf Herder has killed Enkidu!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Enkidu.
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Nephthrim has killed Nerf Herder in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Nerf Herder wonders aloud.
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Guesswho? Duelled A Swordfish!
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Guesswho? has killed Nephthrim!
Nephthrim sobs uncontrollably.
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Guesswho? has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"This means WAR!," WHiTe VaMPiRe shouts savagely.
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Bucks Lady got laid by Guesswho?!
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Bucks Lady Announces:
My Brewers and my Indians both won last night. Yea. The Raptors will hopefully lose tonight and my Bucks will win tomorrow.
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Bucks Lady has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Bucks Lady has beaten Aladdin!
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Bucks Lady Got A Raise!
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Bucks Lady has killed Guesswho?!
"The Milwaukee Bucks are my team for life" laughs Bucks Lady.
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Bucks Lady Announces:
Hodur has killed HomeyG!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Hodur promises.
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Blecchh! C`aught A Sea Lion Today!
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Blecchh! has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Blecchh! has killed Hodur!
Hodur's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Blecchh! has killed Bucks Lady!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Blecchh! warns.
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Violet has refused to marry Starman!
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Starman has killed Blecchh!!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Starman in delight.
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Starman has killed Haefalas!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Haefalas.
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