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The Daily Happenings....
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The land is in chaos today. Will the abductions ever stop?
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Violet has PMS! Hkb is understanding, and peace
is restored. For now.
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Azidahaka bears a female child - Seth Able approves.
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AristA got laid by GaretJax!
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AristA has killed John Wayne!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
John Wayne.
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PHR3@K got laid by AristA!
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PHR3@K Put In A Hard Days Work!
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PHR3@K has killed RoadRage!
RoadRage cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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PHR3@K has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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AristA has beaten Prince Caspian!
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The Red Dragon has killed PHR3@K!
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John Wayne has beaten Aladdin!
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John Wayne has killed AristA!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," John Wayne warns.
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Sandman has killed John Wayne!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Sandman!,
John Wayne cries.
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Sandman Got A Raise Today!
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Sandman has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Sandman has beaten Halder!
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Lebron James walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Lebron James has killed HONK!HONK!!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps HONK!HONK!.
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Lebron James has killed Palstar!
"You have NO right to that, Lebron James!," Palstar whines.
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Lebron James is sick - lovesick, that is.
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Lebron James!
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** Cavaliers Girl said YES to Lebron James's marriage proposal! **
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians won last night. That's great. They will win tonight. My Cavaliers will win tomorrow. I love my teams.
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Cavaliers Girl Put In A Hard Days Work!
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HomeyG Met A Mermaid!
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HomeyG Got A Raise!
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HomeyG has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Maverick has been killed by King Vidion!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like King Vidion best me?," Maverick
wonders aloud.

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Toronto Raptor has killed Lebron James!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Toronto Raptor warns.
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Toronto Raptor has killed Cavaliers Girl!
"Now if the Cavs can just die like you!!!" laughs Toronto Raptor.
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LeeDungarees has killed HomeyG!
HomeyG cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Toronto Raptor has killed LeeDungarees in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls LeeDungarees in agony.
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HONK!HONK! has killed Toronto Raptor!
"This means WAR!," Toronto Raptor shouts savagely.
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Locke has been killed by King Vidion!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds Locke.
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Abigail got laid by Maverick!
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Abigail agrees to have dinner with Palstar!
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Disney Surfer has killed Abigail!
Abigail's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Disney Surfer Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Seth Able called Disney Surfer a silly wench!
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GaretJax Duelled A Swordfish!
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GaretJax Put In A Hard Days Work!
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GaretJax has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Hkb has killed GaretJax in self defence!
"Get to level 12." laughs GaretJax.
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Sandman got seriously snubbed by Azidahaka!
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Azidahaka Met A Mermaid!
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Azidahaka has killed Hkb!
Azidahaka kicks Hkb one more time for good measure.
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Azidahaka has beaten Gandalf!
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Azidahaka has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Azidahaka!
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3dham.com got laid by Disney Surfer!
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3dham.com got laid by Abigail!
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3dham.com got laid by Disney Surfer!
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3dham.com has beaten Barak!
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3dham.com Met A Mermaid!
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3dham.com has killed Sandman!
"Next time Sandman, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
3dham.com says seriously.
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3dham.com has beaten Aragorn!
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Disney Surfer has killed Blecchh! in self defence!
"I'm having a very bad day...," Blecchh! moans.
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Alent has killed Disney Surfer!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Disney Surfer.
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Faintnot got laid by Palstar!
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Faintnot got laid by Palstar!
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Faintnot got laid by Palstar!
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Faintnot got laid by Palstar!
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Faintnot has killed Alent!
Faintnot does a little dance over Alent's grave.
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Faintnot has beaten Prince Caspian!
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segfau|t has killed Faintnot!
segfau|t sticks Faintnot's head on a stick for all to see.
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SATCHMO Met A Mermaid!
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