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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man.
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Violet and HomeyG didn't appear to get much sleep
last night. The town is mystified.
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Cyrex has killed Gaylor!
"I wasn't ready!," Gaylor screams.
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Cyrex has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Rango got laid by Keu!
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Rango has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears Rango.
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Keu has killed Cyrex!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Keu," admonishes
Cyrex.
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ElfSlayer has killed Keu in self defence!
"Ack! I'm humiliated in front of all!," explaims Keu.
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Aldan has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Aldan shouts.
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Bucks Lady Announces:
Still no Bucks. I want my Bucks. They play tomorrow. The Milwaukee Bucks are my team.
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3dham.com has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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The Red Dragon has killed Bucks Lady!
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3dham.com has killed SirNicksAlot!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, 3dham.com,"
SirNicksAlot rebukes.
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3dham.com has beaten Halder!
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3dham.com has killed Shiaar!
"Next time Shiaar, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
3dham.com says seriously.
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3dham.com has beaten Barak!
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3dham.com has killed Spwolf!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, 3dham.com,"
Spwolf rebukes.
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3dham.com has beaten Aragorn!
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MeWhoElse DK has killed 3dham.com!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," 3dham.com says tearfully.
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MeWhoElse DK has killed Mares!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," MeWhoElse DK warns.
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MeWhoElse DK has killed Jkalbur!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Jkalbur.
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Loremipsum has killed HomeyG in self defence!
"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," HomeyG groans.
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phenomenon has killed Metaldesi!
"Next time Metaldesi, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
phenomenon says seriously.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has beaten Gandalf!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Loremipsum!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed MeWhoElse DK!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Abigail got laid by 3dham.com!
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Abigail got laid by 3dham.com!
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Abigail has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Cyclops Warrior !," Abigail screams.
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Chrono00 walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Knight Stalker has killed TJ Knight!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals TJ Knight.
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Knight Stalker has beaten Olodrin!
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TJ Knight has killed phenomenon!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, TJ Knight,"
phenomenon rebukes.
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TJ Knight has beaten Aragorn!
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TJ Knight has killed Knight Stalker!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," TJ Knight warns.
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TJ Knight has beaten Olodrin!
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TJ Knight walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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TESSA has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs TESSA.
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LeeDungarees got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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LeeDungarees has killed Chrono00!
Chrono00 cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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LordPEZ has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"How the hell did you do that?!," LordPEZ shouts.
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Halcy0n has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Halcy0n.
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The Red Dragon has killed ElfSlayer!
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Gaylor has killed TJ Knight!
Gaylor does a little dance over TJ Knight's grave.
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Gaylor has killed Eyun!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, Gaylor,"
Eyun screams.
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PHR3@K has killed FlashZ!
"You will have no children!," curses FlashZ with relish.
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PHR3@K has killed Ash!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, PHR3@K!,"
Ash mutters.
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PHR3@K has beaten Barak!
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PHR3@K has beaten Aragorn!
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has killed PHR3@K!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," PHR3@K insists.
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Sandman has beaten Sandtiger!
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Stud Muffin got laid by Gaylor!
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Stud Muffin has killed UATU!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans UATU.
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Stud Muffin has killed Sandman!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Stud Muffin informs Sandman.
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FlashZ has beaten Barak!
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FlashZ has killed Evanernest!
"You have NO right to that, FlashZ!," Evanernest whines.
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FlashZ has killed Eldogor!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, FlashZ,"
Eldogor screams.
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The Red Dragon has killed Nocturne!
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