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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org
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A Child was found today! But scared deaf and dumb.
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Violet and PHR3@K didn't appear to get much sleep
last night. The town is mystified.
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Rango got laid by Keu!
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Stewie has killed Keu in self defence!
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Stewie,"
Keu exclaims.
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Rango has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Rango has killed Khann!
"You will have no children!," curses Khann with relish.
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Rango has beaten Halder!
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MeWhoElse DK has killed Bender!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Bender.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Let's go Cavaliers tonight. Let's win.
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The Red Dragon has killed Cavaliers Girl!
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Bonesaw has killed Lordpez!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Lordpez.
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The Red Dragon has killed Bonesaw!
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HomeyG has killed Blecchh!!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, HomeyG!,"
Blecchh! mutters.
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HomeyG walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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HomeyG has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
"Killed by The Mighty Shadow. I am disgraced," grieves HomeyG.
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Prevention has beaten Sparhawk!
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Format has beaten Olodrin!
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Format has killed MeWhoElse DK!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants MeWhoElse DK.
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Format has beaten Sandtiger!
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Ledverst has killed GaretJax in self defence!
"You got lucky, Ledverst. You know you did!," GaretJax declares.
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Hornblower has beaten Sparhawk!
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Hornblower has killed Format!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Hornblower informs Format.
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TESSA has killed Hornblower in self defence!
Hornblower sobs uncontrollably.
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Dzog got laid by HannaH!
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