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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man.
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Violet has DIVORCED PHR3@K for cheating on her with
Grizelda! Violet got her barmaid job back!
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Coldeagle has killed Sunbird33!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Sunbird33 realizes.
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Coldeagle has beaten Sandtiger!
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Coldeagle has killed segfau|t!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Coldeagle promises.
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Lisseth has killed Coldeagle in self defence!
"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," Coldeagle groans.
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Goran has beaten Sparhawk!
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Lisseth has killed Goran in self defence!
Goran sobs uncontrollably.
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Keu got laid by State Warriors!
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Keu got laid by Azidahaka!
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Keu has killed Electron!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Electron.
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Keu has beaten Aragorn!
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Keu has killed Azidahaka!
Azidahaka cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Keu has beaten Olodrin!
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State Warriors got laid by Keu!
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State Warriors has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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State Warriors has beaten Halder!
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State Warriors has killed Stewbarb!
"This means WAR!," Stewbarb shouts savagely.
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State Warriors has killed Don Q!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," State Warriors yells.
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State Warriors has killed Yaha!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," State Warriors promises.
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State Warriors has beaten Barak!
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Katla has killed Lisseth!
"Next time Lisseth, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Katla says seriously.
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Katla has killed State Warriors!
State Warriors cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Katla got laid by Seth Able!
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Katla Announces:
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Mischief T Maker has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Earth Shaker !," Mischief T Maker screams.
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CaptainQuido has beaten Sparhawk!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians won again. They are the best. My Indians are in first place and will win the World Series.
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Cavaliers Girl has been killed by Apeman!
Halder laughs at Cavaliers Girl's plight.
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Violet has MARRIED Mustang!!!!!
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Mustang has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Mustang has killed Grimaldo!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Grimaldo.
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Mustang has killed TownFool!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Mustang," admonishes
TownFool.
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Knight Stalker has killed Katla!
Katla cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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The Red Dragon has killed Knight Stalker!
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The Red Dragon has killed Torgo!
"Oh don't get a big head, The Red Dragon! You suck!," taunts Torgo.
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The Red Dragon has killed Keu!
The Red Dragon sticks Keu's head on a stick for all to see.
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The Red Dragon has killed CaptainQuido!
"I wasn't ready!," CaptainQuido screams.
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Smokey has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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Smokey has been killed by Black Warlock!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Smokey.
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Maverick has beaten Barak!
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Maverick has killed Vladimir!
Maverick laughs.
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TJKnight has killed Maverick!
"You will have no children!," curses Maverick with relish.
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TJKnight has beaten Olodrin!
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Abigail got laid by Maverick!
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Abigail got laid by Maverick!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail got laid by Maverick!
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Abigail has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears Abigail.
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Sakhmatd has beaten Halder!
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Mustang has killed segfau|t in self defence!
Mustang laughs. "I don't think you will be attacking me again, pal."
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Torgo has beaten Halder!
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Torgo has beaten Barak!
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Azidahaka has killed Torgo!
Torgo cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Azidahaka has killed Xeonicus!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Xeonicus.
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Azidahaka has beaten Aragorn!
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Azidahaka has killed TJKnight!
"You will have no children!," curses TJKnight with relish.
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b-rar has killed Icanhangout!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Icanhangout.
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Don Q has beaten Halder!
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Lady Sif has killed Don Q in self defence!
Lady Sif smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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