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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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The land is in chaos today. Will the abductions ever stop?
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Violet bears vipAREA a female child.
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Helter Skelter bears a female child - Seth Able approves.
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AristA got laid by GaretJax!
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AristA has killed ElisaDay!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," AristA promises.
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The Red Dragon has killed AristA!
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The Red Dragon has killed Rango!
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John Wayne walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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John Wayne has been killed by Silent Death!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains John Wayne.
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Bryan Adams has killed PHR3@K!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants PHR3@K.
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Cavaliers Girl gives birth to a girl! Her name is Cavaliers Baby Girl.
Bryan Adams is pleased.
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Bryan Adams!
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Bryan Adams!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians won last night. My Indians are in first place where they belong. My Indians will win tonight. My Cavaliers will win tomorrow.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Sexy Man!
"You're not so sexy." laughs Cavaliers Girl.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
The Cavaliers and Indians are great.
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Maverick has beaten Aladdin!
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Maverick has killed HomeyG!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Maverick,"
HomeyG rebukes.
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Maverick has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Maverick roars.
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LeeDungarees has killed Chew!
"You have NO right to that, LeeDungarees!," Chew whines.
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Bryan Adams has killed LeeDungarees in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Bryan Adams," utters LeeDungarees.
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Raptor walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Raptor has beaten Aladdin!
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Locke walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Locke has killed Raptor!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Raptor.
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TJ Knight has beaten Aragorn!
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Bryan Adams has killed Locke!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Bryan Adams!,"
Locke mutters.
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Hkb has been killed by Gorma The Leper!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Hkb.
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Retrovirus has been killed by Swiss Butcher!
"Ack! I was under the impression I was invincible. I suppose I was wrong,"
Retrovirus admits.
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Abigail got laid by 3dham.com!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Abigail has killed Keu in self defence!
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Abigail,"
Keu exclaims.
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Bryan Adams has killed Abigail!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Bryan Adams.
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GaretJax got laid by AristA!
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GaretJax walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Bryan Adams has killed GaretJax in self defence!
"Thought I'd give you some more experience." laughs GaretJax.
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vipAREA has killed Cavaliers Girl!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Cavaliers Girl,"
laughs vipAREA.
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vipAREA has killed TJ Knight!
vipAREA kicks TJ Knight one more time for good measure.
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vipAREA has beaten Sandtiger!
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Disney Surfer has killed vipAREA!
Disney Surfer kicks vipAREA one more time for good measure.
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Disney Surfer has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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PHR3@K has killed Disney Surfer!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, PHR3@K,"
Disney Surfer screams.
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Bryan Adams has killed PHR3@K in self defence!
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Bryan Adams,"
PHR3@K exclaims.
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Valdrin has beaten Sparhawk!
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Valdrin has killed 3dham.com in self defence!
"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," 3dham.com groans.
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Blecchh has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
Blecchh's entrails are littering the forest.
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Alent has killed Valdrin!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Alent promises.
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Alent has beaten Aladdin!
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Faintnot has beaten Halder!
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Seth Able called Faintnot a silly wench!
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman Announces:
That damned camper is still there........
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Sandman has killed Alent!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Alent.
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Sandman has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Sandman has beaten Aladdin!
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Sandman walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Sandman has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Sandman.
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YARDBIRD has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
Sheena The Shapechanger devours YARDBIRD raw.
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segfau|t has killed Helter Skelter!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, segfau|t," admonishes
Helter Skelter.
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segfau|t has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs segfau|t.
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