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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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A small girl was missing today.
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has killed Doomed!
"Oh don't get a big head, Sandman! You suck!," taunts Doomed.
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Sandman has killed Nunzio!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Sandman!,"
Nunzio mutters.
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Rango got laid by Keu!
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Rango got laid by HomeyG!
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Rango has killed Legdil!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Legdil,"
laughs Rango.
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Rango has killed RadioBoy!
RadioBoy's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Rango has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Sandman has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Mutated Black Widow !," Sandman screams.
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Rango has beaten Gandalf!
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Rango has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Rango!
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Snap got laid by Runny Nose!
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Snap has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds Snap.
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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LeeDungarees has killed Who dat? in self defence!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Who dat? roars in frusteration.
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Dong Quixote has been killed by Earth Shaker!
Earth Shaker devours Dong Quixote raw.
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Kracken walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Odecolon has beaten Halder!
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Kracken has killed Night Stocker!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Kracken in delight.
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Kracken has killed Odecolon!
"You will have no children!," curses Odecolon with relish.
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Bucks Lady Announces:
My Indians didn't play last night. My brew crew lost and got shut out. This flat out sucks. I need my crew to win.
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Night Stocker has killed Kracken!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Kracken.
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Bucks Lady has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Bucks Lady.
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HomeyG has beaten Sparhawk!
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HomeyG has killed Night Stocker!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Night Stocker realizes.
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Nunzio has been eluded by Keu.
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Lord Bagel Got laid by Violet!
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Creepy has beaten Barak!
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Creepy has beaten Aragorn!
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Nunzio has killed Creepy in self defence!
"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, Nunzio!," reveals Creepy.
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TJ Knight has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Cyclops Warrior best me?," TJ Knight
wonders aloud.

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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed HomeyG!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Lord Bagel!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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WiZaRd has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe in self defence!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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Deathy has been killed by Bran The Warrior!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Bran The Warrior !," Deathy screams.
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Keu got laid by Kracken!
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Keu has beaten Sandtiger!
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Keu has killed Nunzio!
Nunzio cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail has killed Keu!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Abigail,"
Keu rebukes.
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Abigail has beaten Sparhawk!
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Parallax has killed Wat!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, Parallax,"
Wat screams.
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LeeDungarees got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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LeeDungarees got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Parallax has beaten Barak!
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Parallax has beaten Aragorn!
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Runny Nose gives birth to a boy! His name is Abel.
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Runny Nose got laid by Snap!
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Runny Nose has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Runny Nose moans pitifully.
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Abigail has killed LeeDungarees in self defence!
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs Abigail.
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Face has beaten Barak!
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Face has beaten Aragorn!
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