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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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The land is in chaos today. Will the abductions ever stop?
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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ANTIOCH has killed Blecchh!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," ANTIOCH states.
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ANTIOCH has beaten Aladdin!
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ANTIOCH has killed Bryan Adams!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries ANTIOCH in delight.
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Rango got laid by Keu!
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Rango has beaten Sparhawk!
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Tessa has killed Rango in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Rango wonders aloud.
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Keu has killed ANTIOCH!
Keu sticks ANTIOCH's head on a stick for all to see.
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Keu has beaten Aladdin!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians were off last night. They'll win tonight. My Cleveland Indians are wonderful.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Keu!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Keu says tearfully.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Infected!
Infected cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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The Red Dragon has killed 3dham.com!
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Tessa!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Tessa realizes.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Cavaliers Girl is number one. Cavaliers Girl is the best.
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Mephisto has beaten Aladdin!
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Mephisto has killed Muffin!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Muffin.
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Mephisto has killed Telemarketer!
"Oh don't get a big head, Mephisto! You suck!," taunts Telemarketer.
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Mephisto has killed Rzuf!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Mephisto states.
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has killed Lord Manhammer!
Sandman kicks Lord Manhammer one more time for good measure.
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Shyft has killed Sandman in self defence!
"I must not be as studly as I thought...!," Sandman concedes.
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HomeyG has killed Cavaliers Girl!
Cavaliers Girl's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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HomeyG has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," HomeyG screams.
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Crescentfresh has beaten Halder!
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Format has killed Shyft!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Shyft realizes.
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GaretJax Got laid by Violet!
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GaretJax has been killed by Ables Creature!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Ables Creature best me?," GaretJax
wonders aloud.
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ZEN has killed Crescentfresh!
"This means WAR!," Crescentfresh shouts savagely.
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TJ Knight walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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TJ Knight has been killed by Night Hawk!
Night Hawk devours TJ Knight raw.
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PHR3@K has been killed by Humongous Black Wyre!
"How the hell did you do that?!," PHR3@K shouts.
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Shiloh got laid by Format!
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Shiloh has killed ZEN!
ZEN sobs uncontrollably.
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Shiloh has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Shiloh has killed Mephisto!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Mephisto.
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Sintax has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Earth Shaker," Sintax admits.
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Mischief T Maker walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Mischief T Maker has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Mischief T Maker has beaten Halder!
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Mischief T Maker has killed Bushido Bobbo!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Mischief T Maker!,
Bushido Bobbo cries.
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LeeDungarees got laid by GaretJax!
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Mischief T Maker has killed Baltok!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Baltok,"
laughs Mischief T Maker.
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Mischief T Maker has beaten Barak!
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LeeDungarees has killed McRed!
LeeDungarees kicks McRed one more time for good measure.
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LeeDungarees has killed Format!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Format.
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Mischief T Maker has killed Cristicus!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Cristicus insists.
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Burton has killed Shiloh!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Burton warns.
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Burton has killed Lordpez!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Lordpez.
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Lord Kenwood has killed Burton!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Burton.
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mIsErY has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Earth Shaker," mIsErY admits.
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Infected has killed Lord Kenwood!
Infected sticks Lord Kenwood's head on a stick for all to see.
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Lafonda has killed Infected in self defence!
"it wasn't even a fight." screams Infected in anger.
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Lafonda has killed DragonSlayer in self defence!
Lafonda laughs. "I don't think you will be attacking me again, pal."
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Valdrin walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Lafonda has killed Valdrin in self defence!
"I'm having a very bad day...," Valdrin moans.
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Azidahaka got laid by segfau|t!
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Azidahaka has beaten Sandtiger!
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Retrovirus Got laid by Violet!
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Rookles has beaten Halder!
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segfau|t got laid by Azidahaka!
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segfau|t Announces:
unst unst unst
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The Red Dragon has killed segfau|t!
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