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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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A Child was found today! But scared deaf and dumb.
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Violet and PHR3@K didn't appear to get much sleep
last night. The town is mystified.
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Rango got laid by Keu!
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Stewie has killed Keu in self defence!
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Stewie,"
Keu exclaims.
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Rango has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Rango has killed Khann!
"You will have no children!," curses Khann with relish.
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Rango has beaten Halder!
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MeWhoElse DK has killed Bender!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Bender.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Let's go Cavaliers tonight. Let's win.
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The Red Dragon has killed Cavaliers Girl!
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Bonesaw has killed Lordpez!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Lordpez.
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The Red Dragon has killed Bonesaw!
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HomeyG has killed Blecchh!!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, HomeyG!,"
Blecchh! mutters.
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HomeyG walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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HomeyG has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
"Killed by The Mighty Shadow. I am disgraced," grieves HomeyG.
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Prevention has beaten Sparhawk!
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Format has beaten Olodrin!
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Format has killed MeWhoElse DK!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants MeWhoElse DK.
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Format has beaten Sandtiger!
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Ledverst has killed GaretJax in self defence!
"You got lucky, Ledverst. You know you did!," GaretJax declares.
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Hornblower has beaten Sparhawk!
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Hornblower has killed Format!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Hornblower informs Format.
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TESSA has killed Hornblower in self defence!
Hornblower sobs uncontrollably.
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Dzog got laid by HannaH!
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Dzog has beaten Olodrin!
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Corbin has killed Prevention!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Prevention.
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Corbin has beaten Aladdin!
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Dzog has killed Arod!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Dzog,"
Arod rebukes.
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Dzog has beaten Sandtiger!
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LeeDungarees got laid by GaretJax!
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LeeDungarees got laid by GaretJax!
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LeeDungarees has killed TESSA!
LeeDungarees kicks TESSA one more time for good measure.
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LeeDungarees has killed sintax!
sintax's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Hkb has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Hkb has killed Corbin!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Hkb informs Corbin.
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Lordpez has been killed by Mountain!
Mountain devours Lordpez raw.
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sintax has killed Hkb!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Hkb.
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Abigail got laid by WHiTe VaMPiRe!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Dzog has killed PHR3@K in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," PHR3@K wonders aloud.
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Valdrin has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
The banker is already looking for Valdrin's next of kin.
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HannaH got laid by Dzog!
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HannaH has beaten Barak!
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LeeDungarees has killed sintax!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, LeeDungarees," admonishes
sintax.
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LeeDungarees has killed Dzog!
Dzog's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Brankenkeebruck has beaten Gandalf!
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Brankenkeebruck has killed Pestilence!
"Next time Pestilence, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Brankenkeebruck says seriously.
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Brankenkeebruck has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Brankenkeebruck!
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3dham.com has killed Ledverst!
3dham.com does a little dance over Ledverst's grave.
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3dham.com has beaten Sparhawk!
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Monk has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like White Bear Of Lore best me?," Monk
wonders aloud.

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Stewie has killed 3dham.com in self defence!
"Not even close!" laughs 3dham.com.
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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The Red Dragon has killed Sandman!
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Blecchh! has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"You have not seen the last of me, White Bear Of Lore!," Blecchh! threatens.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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TESSA agrees to have dinner with Vagabond!
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TESSA has beaten Sparhawk!
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TESSA has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, TESSA!,"
WHiTe VaMPiRe mutters.
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TESSA has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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