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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man.
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Keu went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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Keu has beaten Sparhawk!
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Keu has killed Torgo!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Torgo.
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Keu has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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vipAREA has killed Keu in self defence!
vipAREA smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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The Red Dragon has killed Carl's Jr.!
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Reltih has killed Coldeagle in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Coldeagle in agony.
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Goran got laid by Keu!
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Goran got laid by Keu!
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Goran has killed Reltih!
Reltih's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Goran has killed Elecktrik!
Elecktrik sobs uncontrollably.
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The Red Dragon has killed Goran!
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Al Roker has killed Bkaterona!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Al Roker,"
Bkaterona rebukes.
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Al Roker has killed Socrates!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Al Roker," admonishes
Socrates.
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Al Roker has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Al Roker has killed PETOS!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears PETOS.
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Al Roker has beaten Halder!
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Al Roker has beaten Barak!
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3dham.com walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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3dham.com has beaten Aladdin!
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3dham.com has killed vipAREA!
"What orifice is that?" laughs 3dham.com.
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3dham.com has killed Grimaldo!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Grimaldo.
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Ragnarus!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Cavaliers will win tonight. I love them so much. They will keep winning because they're the best.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Bertie!
"The Cleveland Cavaliers are the best." laughs Cavaliers Girl.
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HomeyG has beaten Aladdin!
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HomeyG has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"How many of you Scallian Rap's live in that forest anyway?!,"
HomeyG ponders.
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vipAREA has killed 3dham.com!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, 3dham.com,"
laughs vipAREA.
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The Red Dragon has killed Abigail!
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segfau|t has killed b-rar!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," segfau|t informs b-rar.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed segfau|t in self defence!
"well, that'll teach me..." laughs segfau|t.
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vipAREA has killed Elias Quint!
"I wasn't ready!," Elias Quint screams.
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vipAREA has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs vipAREA.
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Knight Stalker has killed Cavaliers Girl!
"Down she goes!" laughs Knight Stalker.
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Kelly Bundy got laid by Seth Able!
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Kelly Bundy has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Kelly Bundy moans pitifully.
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Ragnarus has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
Halder laughs at Ragnarus's plight.
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TJ Knight has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains TJ Knight.
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3dham.com got laid by Disney Surfer!
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Slartibartfast has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Sheena The Shapechanger," Slartibartfast admits.
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Hkb has beaten Halder!
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PHR3@K has killed Knight Stalker!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Knight Stalker.
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PHR3@K has killed Grimaldo!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," PHR3@K states.
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PHR3@K has beaten Prince Caspian!
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PHR3@K has beaten Gandalf!
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PHR3@K has killed Disney Surfer!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, PHR3@K,"
Disney Surfer rebukes.
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SlipKid has killed BonesCrusher!
SlipKid laughs.
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SlipKid has beaten Sparhawk!
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LeeDungarees has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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LeeDungarees has beaten Halder!
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LeeDungarees has killed Al Roker!
"This means WAR!," Al Roker shouts savagely.
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LeeDungarees has beaten Barak!
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LeeDungarees has killed Hkb!
"Next time Hkb, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
LeeDungarees says seriously.
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Azidahaka has killed LeeDungarees!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Azidahaka," admonishes
LeeDungarees.
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Azidahaka has killed PHR3@K!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," PHR3@K insists.
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Azidahaka has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Azidahaka roars.
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Sandman has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Sandman shouts.
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