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![]() Tweet ![]() | Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.orgGame 1 Game 2 Game 3 Return to Daily News IndexThe Daily Happenings.... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man. -=-=-=- Dratsab got laid by Seth Able! -=-=-=- Dratsab has killed Showfire! "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Dratsab in delight. -=-=-=- Dratsab has killed Dakar! "Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Dratsab," admonishes Dakar. -=-=-=- Sandman has beaten Prince Caspian! -=-=-=- Sandman walks out of the forest acting chipper! -=-=-=- Sandman has killed Dratsab! "Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Sandman," admonishes Dratsab. -=-=-=- Honey Badger has killed Sandman! "The Gods have deserted me!!," Sandman insists. -=-=-=- Honey Badger has beaten Prince Caspian! -=-=-=- Honey Badger has beaten Gandalf! -=-=-=- Honey Badger has beaten Turgon! He has become the Ultimate Warrior! -=-=-=- Honey Badger has been killed by Black Unicorn! Honey Badger's entrails are littering the forest. -=-=-=- Tegan has been killed by White Bear Of Lore! "How could a scrawny little wimp like White Bear Of Lore best me?," Tegan wonders aloud. -=-=-=- Syntax Error has beaten Olodrin! -=-=-=- Cascadian walks out of the forest acting chipper! -=-=-=- Cascadian has been killed by Corinthian Giant! "How many of you Corinthian Giant's live in that forest anyway?!," Cascadian ponders. -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker got laid by Samantha! -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker has beaten Aladdin! -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker has killed Sir Ralphalot! "Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Sir Ralphalot. -=-=-=- Brewers King has been killed by Mutated Black Widow! Mutated Black Widow devours Brewers King raw. -=-=-=- Runny Nose has killed Jasper! "Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Jasper. -=-=-=- Kimmy has killed Runny Nose in self defence! "Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Runny Nose wonders aloud. -=-=-=- Kimmy has killed ABLE! "Gimme back that filet of fish gimme that fish" laughs Kimmy. -=-=-=- Alfred E. Neuman has been killed by Corinthian Giant! "Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains Alfred E. Neuman in dismay. -=-=-=- Blecchh! has been killed by Mutated Black Widow! The banker is already looking for Blecchh!'s next of kin. -=- |