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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon scales have been found in the forest today..Old or new?
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Peppermint Patty got laid by SlipKid!
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Peppermint Patty has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
"How many of you Toraks Son, Korak's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Peppermint Patty ponders.
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Coldeagle has killed Maverick!
Maverick cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Coldeagle has killed Prexx!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Prexx.
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Coldeagle has killed forensic!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants forensic.
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Scanlan has beaten Sparhawk!
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Goldenguineas has killed Kyceras!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Goldenguineas yells.
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Goldenguineas has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
Goldenguineas's entrails are littering the forest.
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Iceman has beaten Halder!
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Knight Stalker has been killed by King Vidion!
The banker is already looking for Knight Stalker's next of kin.
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EmiIio got laid by Keu!
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EmiIio got laid by Keu!
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EmiIio has killed Coldeagle!
"I wasn't ready!," Coldeagle screams.
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EmiIio has killed Scanlan!
Scanlan's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Keu got laid by EmiIio!
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EmiIio got laid by Keu!
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Keu has beaten Aragorn!
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Keu has killed Lurch!
Keu sticks Lurch's head on a stick for all to see.
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Keu has beaten Olodrin!
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EmiIio has killed Kane!
EmiIio kicks Kane one more time for good measure.
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b-rar Got laid by Violet!
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b-rar has killed EmiIio!
"This means WAR!," EmiIio shouts savagely.
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Newguy has killed Keu!
"Next time Keu, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Newguy says seriously.
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Newguy has killed Rannagan!
Newguy does a little dance over Rannagan's grave.
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Newguy has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Newguy has beaten Aladdin!
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Newguy has killed b-rar!
b-rar cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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The Red Dragon has killed Sandman!
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Ragnarus has killed Newguy!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Ragnarus,"
Newguy rebukes.
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Ragnarus has killed Iceman!
"You have NO right to that, Ragnarus!," Iceman whines.
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Azidahaka!
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Ragnarus!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Tomorrow at 8:00 p.m. eastern my Cavaliers will play the Celtics. That's great. My Cavaliers will win because they're the best.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Ragnarus!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Ragnarus realizes.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Cavaliers are the best. Cavaliers will win the chapionship this season.
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Fox Mulder has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
Mutated Black Widow carefully burys Fox Mulder.
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Peg Bundy got laid by Seth Able!
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Peg Bundy has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
Peg Bundy's entrails are littering the forest.
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Mr Vorhees has killed Azidahaka!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Mr Vorhees.
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Maverick went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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Maverick has killed BunRen!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," BunRen insists.
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Maverick has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Maverick has killed Cavaliers Girl!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Cavaliers Girl.
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HomeyG has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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HomeyG has beaten Halder!
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Prexx has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Prexx in dismay.
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Kal Drogo has killed Maverick!
"Thank you sire, may I have another?" laughs Kal Drogo.
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Kal Drogo has been killed by Shogun Warrior!
Shogun Warrior devours Kal Drogo raw.
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Ronon Dex has been killed by Wicked Wombat!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Wicked Wombat," Ronon Dex admits.
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Bonejaw Announces:
Is there any way to lose a level? If so, how?
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Bonejaw has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"Killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl. I am disgraced," grieves Bonejaw.
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segfau|t has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
segfau|t's entrails are littering the forest.
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TJ Knight walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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TJ Knight has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains TJ Knight.
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forensic has been killed by King Vidion!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states forensic.
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Cry0phi has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Toraks Son, Korak !," Cry0phi screams.
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SlipKid got laid by Peppermint Patty!
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SlipKid has killed DrMcKay!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, SlipKid,"
DrMcKay rebukes.
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Lurch has beaten Sandtiger!
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3dham.com got laid by Abigail!
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3dham.com has killed SlipKid!
"He didn't give me the slip" laughs 3dham.com.
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3dham.com Announces:
You think you've got what it takes?
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Abigail got laid by Goldenguineas!
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Abigail got laid by segfau|t!
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Abigail got laid by Goldenguineas!
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Abigail got laid by Maverick!
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Abigail has killed Lurch!
Abigail kicks Lurch one more time for good measure.
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Abigail has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Abigail has been killed by King Vidion!
"I feel ill," elucidates Abigail.
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Azidahaka has killed HomeyG!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Azidahaka states.
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Azidahaka has beaten Aragorn!
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Kenwood has beaten Halder!
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Lode has been killed by Goliath!
Halder laughs at Lode's plight.
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Kenwood has beaten Barak!
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MARRY ME got laid by Niroe!
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MARRY ME has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs MARRY ME.
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