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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Several farmers report missing cattle today.
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AristA gives birth to a girl! Her name is Viridiana.
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AristA has killed BillyTalent!
"I wasn't ready!," BillyTalent screams.
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AristA has killed TJ Knight!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, TJ Knight,"
laughs AristA.
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AristA has killed Tython Broduct!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Tython Broduct.
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vipAREA has beaten Prince Caspian!
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vipAREA has beaten Gandalf!
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vipAREA has killed WinterBaggins!
WinterBaggins cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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vipAREA has been killed by Shogun Warrior!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," vipAREA screams.
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LeeDungarees got laid by Blecchh!!
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LeeDungarees has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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LeeDungarees has beaten Aladdin!
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LeeDungarees has beaten Prince Caspian!
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LeeDungarees has beaten Gandalf!
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LeeDungarees has killed AristA!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks AristA.
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Blecchh! has killed LeeDungarees in self defence!
Blecchh! smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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Goran is sick - lovesick, that is.
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Goran Got laid by Violet!
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Goran has killed Sparticus!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Goran states.
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Garetjax has killed Goran in self defence!
"Geez! I don't believe this! Last time I attack you, Garetjax!,"
Goran lements.
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Barnburner has killed Cry0phi!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Cry0phi.
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Barnburner has killed Blecchh!!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Barnburner.
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ElisaDay has killed Wrathryn!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, ElisaDay,"
Wrathryn screams.
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ElisaDay has beaten Aragorn!
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ElisaDay has killed Keeth!
"You have NO right to that, ElisaDay!," Keeth whines.
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ElisaDay has killed Coldeagle!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Coldeagle realizes.
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The Red Dragon has killed Thrillho!
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Argyle has killed Polonius!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Argyle!,"
Polonius mutters.
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Argyle has killed Barnburner!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Argyle informs Barnburner.
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Argyle has been killed by Mountain!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Argyle screams.
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DMSasquatch has beaten Sparhawk!
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by WinterBaggins!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Still five days until my beloved Cavaliers play. I miss my Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Cavaliers Girl has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Toraks Son, Korak," Cavaliers Girl admits.
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HomeyG has killed Craaig!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," HomeyG yells.
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3dham.com has beaten Aladdin!
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HomeyG has killed 3dham.com in self defence!
"I must not be as studly as I thought...!," 3dham.com concedes.
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PPJSMITH has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," PPJSMITH roars.
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Pink dragon has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
Pink dragon's entrails are littering the forest.
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Knight Stalker has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Knight Stalker has killed HomeyG!
HomeyG sobs uncontrollably.
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Knight Stalker has beaten Gandalf!
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Knight Stalker has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Knight Stalker!
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Abigail got laid by GoldWing!
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Abigail got laid by Maverick!
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Abigail has beaten Halder!
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Abigail has beaten Barak!
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Abigail has beaten Aragorn!
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The Red Dragon has killed Hkb!
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Lady Sif has beaten Halder!
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Lady Sif has been eluded by Lamora.
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LiQiuD has been killed by Night Hawk!
"How many of you Night Hawk's live in that forest anyway?!,"
LiQiuD ponders.
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WinterBaggins has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
Mutated Black Widow carefully burys WinterBaggins.
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Findibulator has killed Lamora!
Lamora cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Findibulator has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
ShadowStormWarrior !," Findibulator screams.
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Ratticus has beaten Halder!
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Garetjax Got laid by Violet!
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Garetjax has killed DMSasquatch!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Garetjax in delight.
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Garetjax has beaten Sparhawk!
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BoyhitsCar has killed Garetjax!
Garetjax cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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BoyhitsCar has killed Nolor!
"You will have no children!," curses Nolor with relish.
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BoyhitsCar has killed Ratticus!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," BoyhitsCar informs Ratticus.
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GoldWing got laid by Abigail!
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GoldWing has been killed by Death Dealer!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Death Dealer best me?," GoldWing
wonders aloud.

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Azidahaka got laid by Barnburner!
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segfau|t Got laid by Violet!
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segfau|t has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," segfau|t screams.
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BoyhitsCar has killed Maverick in self defence!
"You got lucky, BoyhitsCar. You know you did!," Maverick declares.
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Lord Totes has beaten Barak!
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Lord Totes has beaten Aragorn!
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Coldeagle has beaten Olodrin!
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Coldeagle has killed Lord Totes!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Lord Totes,"
laughs Coldeagle.
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Coldeagle has killed ElisaDay!
"Oh don't get a big head, Coldeagle! You suck!," taunts ElisaDay.
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Coldeagle has killed Abigail!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Coldeagle!,
Abigail cries.
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** Keu said YES to Goran's marriage proposal! **
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Tython Broduct got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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Tython Broduct has been killed by Silent Death!
"How many of you Silent Death's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Tython Broduct ponders.
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Keu has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Keu has beaten Gandalf!
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Keu has killed Blecchh!!
Blecchh!'s ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Keu has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Keu!
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