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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man.
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Nocturne agrees to have dinner with Polonius!
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Nocturne has killed Nigelx!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Nocturne warns.
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Nocturne has killed Mercury131!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Mercury131.
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Rango has killed Alomon!
Rango laughs.
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PHR3@K has killed AzorAhai!
"Oh don't get a big head, PHR3@K! You suck!," taunts AzorAhai.
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Rango has beaten Olodrin!
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The Red Dragon has killed PHR3@K!
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Essence has killed Kyceras!
"This means WAR!," Kyceras shouts savagely.
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Jdavis727 has killed Essence in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Essence wonders aloud.
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Sandman has killed Jdavis727!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Sandman warns.
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Sandman has killed Rango!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Rango.
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Momma Mia has killed Sandman in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Momma Mia," utters Sandman.
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Ronin!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Cavaliers won. I told you they would. It was my birthday yesterday. That's great. My Cavaliers are figuring things out. I love my Cavaliers.
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MeWhoElse DK has killed Lamma!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs MeWhoElse DK.
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MeWhoElse DK has killed DoubleD!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," DoubleD says tearfully.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Nocturne!
"You can't mess with Cavaliers Girl" laughs Cavaliers Girl.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
The Cavaliers will keep on winning.
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Keu got laid by Rango!
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Keu has killed MeWhoElse DK!
Keu sticks MeWhoElse DK's head on a stick for all to see.
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Keu has beaten Aladdin!
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Keu has killed Cavaliers Girl!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Cavaliers Girl.
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3dham.com has been killed by Apeman!
The banker is already looking for 3dham.com's next of kin.
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Abigail has killed Keu!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Abigail yells.
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The Red Dragon has killed Abigail!
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Danzigism has beaten Sandtiger!
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Lorain has killed Danzigism!
Lorain kicks Danzigism one more time for good measure.
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HomeyG has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
Halder laughs at HomeyG's plight.
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Lorain has been killed by Shogun Warrior!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Lorain in dismay.
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Lee Dungarees got laid by GaretJax!
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Lee Dungarees has killed Kjhg!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Kjhg.
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Lee Dungarees has killed Ronin!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Lee Dungarees,"
Ronin rebukes.
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Lee Dungarees got laid by GaretJax!
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GaretJax got laid by Lee Dungarees!
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GaretJax has killed Lee Dungarees!
GaretJax sticks Lee Dungarees's head on a stick for all to see.
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