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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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A group of children did not return from a nature walk today.
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Violet has PMS! Smokey is understanding, and peace
is restored. For now.
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Valentine got laid by Corinthian Giant!
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Valentine got laid by Locutus!
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Valentine has killed 3dham.com!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Valentine informs 3dham.com.
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Valentine has beaten Aladdin!
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Valentine has killed Liss!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Valentine," admonishes
Liss.
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Valentine has been killed by Scallian Rap!
Halder laughs at Valentine's plight.
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Don Q has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Don Q has killed Aaah!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Aaah.
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Don Q has beaten Halder!
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Don Q has killed Madam Dragonia!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Madam Dragonia.
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Don Q has beaten Barak!
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Coldeagle has killed Don Q!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Don Q insists.
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The Red Dragon has killed Coldeagle!
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Sandman has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"Killed by Floating Evil Eye. I am disgraced," grieves Sandman.
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Mischief T Maker has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Mischief T Maker!
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3dham.com has beaten Aladdin!
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3dham.com has beaten Prince Caspian!
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3dham.com has beaten Gandalf!
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Tj knight has killed 3dham.com in self defence!
Tj knight smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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B-rar has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"I think I'm going to be sick," B-rar moans pitifully.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Cavaliers came back and bounced back and won. That's it. They won and they better win tomorrow. My Indians won as well.
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Maverick has killed Vik!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Maverick!,"
Vik mutters.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Cavaliers Girl is number one, the best, just like the Cavaliers.
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Vladimir has killed Cavaliers Girl!
Vladimir laughs.
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Lady Sif got laid by Seth Able!
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Vladimir has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Lady Sif has killed Maverick!
"Oh don't get a big head, Lady Sif! You suck!," taunts Maverick.
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Dog Face Gremlin has beaten Sparhawk!
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Dog Face Gremlin walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Dog Face Gremlin walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Corinthian Giant got laid by Valentine!
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Corinthian Giant has beaten Olodrin!
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Dog Face Gremlin has killed Corinthian Giant in self defence!
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs Dog Face Gremlin.
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KnightStalker has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," KnightStalker roars.
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Azidahaka has killed Octane Buttfrog in self defence!
"You got lucky, Azidahaka. You know you did!," Octane Buttfrog declares.
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Tj knight has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Mutated Black Widow best me?," Tj knight
wonders aloud.

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Katrina has beaten Halder!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail has been killed by Gorma The Leper!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Abigail in dismay.
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Dog Face Gremlin has killed Azidahaka in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Azidahaka in agony.
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Smokey has killed Dog Face Gremlin!
Dog Face Gremlin's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Smokey has killed Vladimir!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Vladimir,"
laughs Smokey.
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PHR3@K has been killed by Death Dealer!
PHR3@K's entrails are littering the forest.
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Blackhawk has killed Smokey!
"muthafudgea muthafudgea" laughs Blackhawk.
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Blackhawk has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Lady Sif has killed Blackhawk in self defence!
Blackhawk sobs uncontrollably.
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Locutus has killed Katrina!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Katrina.
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