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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Several farmers report missing cattle today.
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Violet has DIVORCED Kelvin Longwood for cheating on her with
Grizelda! Violet got her barmaid job back!
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has been killed by Mountain!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds Sandman.
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Essence has beaten Halder!
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Essence has killed Chemao!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Chemao insists.
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Essence has killed Anastasia!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Anastasia.
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MeWhoElse DK walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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MeWhoElse DK Got laid by Violet!
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MeWhoElse DK has killed Essence!
"This means WAR!," Essence shouts savagely.
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MeWhoElse DK has killed Brunnhilde!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," MeWhoElse DK warns.
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Kelvin Longwood has beaten Aladdin!
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Kelvin Longwood has killed MeWhoElse DK!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Kelvin Longwood!,"
MeWhoElse DK mutters.
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Kelvin Longwood has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Kelvin Longwood has beaten Gandalf!
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Kelvin Longwood has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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Kelvin Longwood Announces:
Now to get killed by the Dragon!
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The Red Dragon has killed Kelvin Longwood!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Cavaliers won. Now my Cavaliers will keep on winning. I love my Cleveland Cavalliers.
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Cavaliers Girl has beaten Olodrin!
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LeeDungarees has killed Azidahaka!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries LeeDungarees in delight.
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Azidahaka has killed Cavaliers Girl in self defence!
"Jesus damn funcking Christ" curses Cavaliers Girl.
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LeeDungarees has killed Azidahaka!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, LeeDungarees!,
Azidahaka cries.
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Ronin walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Ronin has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Violet has MARRIED Ronin!!!!!
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GaretJax has killed Ronin!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Ronin.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe got laid by Azidahaka!
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GaretJax has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe in self defence!
"more cowbell" WHiTe VaMPiRe declares sadly.
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Abigail screams.
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The Red Dragon has killed PHR3@K!
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Torgo has been killed by Swiss Butcher!
"I feel ill," elucidates Torgo.
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Viraemia gives birth to a girl! Her name is Elvira.
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Viraemia got laid by Ronin!
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Viraemia agrees to have dinner with Kenwood!
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Viraemia got laid by Seth Able!
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