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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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The land is in chaos today. Will the abductions ever stop?
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has killed Miri!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Miri,"
laughs Sandman.
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Sandman has killed HomeyG!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Sandman," admonishes
HomeyG.
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KnightStalker has killed Chase!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Chase,"
laughs KnightStalker.
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KnightStalker has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"You will have no children!," curses WHiTe VaMPiRe with relish.
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KnightStalker has been killed by Scallian Rap!
KnightStalker's entrails are littering the forest.
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Fungus Nostrils has killed Sandman!
Sandman cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Draken_RD has killed Fungus Nostrils in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Fungus Nostrils wonders aloud.
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Upa has killed Draken_RD!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Draken_RD.
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The Red Dragon has killed Upa!
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SilverFox has killed TheWizard!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans TheWizard.
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SilverFox has killed Freezo!
SilverFox kicks Freezo one more time for good measure.
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SilverFox has killed DyrtyMexicat!
DyrtyMexicat's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Bucks Lady Announces:
I love the Milwaukee Bucks.
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Bucks Lady has killed ArseFace!
"The Milwaukee Bucks will win it all." laughs Bucks Lady.
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Bucks Lady Announces:
Everyone knows the Milwaukee Bucks are the best.
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Bagel has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
Bagel's entrails are littering the forest.
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Draken_RD has killed SilverFox!
SilverFox's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Sila got laid by Fungus Nostrils!
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Sila got laid by Seth Able!
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Bucks Lady has killed Sila in self defence!
"Um..Bucks Lady old pal...Since when were you stronger then me?,"
Sila inquires.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe has killed Draken_RD!
"more cowbell" moans WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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WHiTe VaMPiRe Got laid by Violet!
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Parallax has killed Bucks Lady!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Bucks Lady.
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Mister Ed has killed Jessrond the Dog!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Jessrond the Dog,"
laughs Mister Ed.
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Mister Ed has killed HomeyG!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants HomeyG.
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Mister Ed has killed TheBuzzSaw!
"You will have no children!," curses TheBuzzSaw with relish.
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Mister Ed has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Mister Ed!,"
WHiTe VaMPiRe mutters.
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Runny Nose got laid by Upa!
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Runny Nose got laid by Jessrond the Dog!
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Runny Nose has killed Mister Ed!
"This means WAR!," Mister Ed shouts savagely.
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The Red Dragon has killed Runny Nose!
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