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Legend of the Red Dragon Yesterday's Game News for lord.stabs.org

The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man.
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Coldeagle has killed samsquanch!
samsquanch cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Coldeagle has killed New Warrior!
Coldeagle laughs.
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Coldeagle has killed Torgo!
Coldeagle sticks Torgo's head on a stick for all to see.
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Coldeagle has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Sandman has killed Grizzly!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Grizzly realizes.
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Sandman has killed Blecchh!!
Blecchh!'s ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Sandman has killed Coldeagle!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Coldeagle insists.
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Katla has been killed by Night Hawk!
"I feel ill," elucidates Katla.
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Cavaliers Girl gives birth to a girl! Her name is Cavaliers Girl 2.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
The Cleveland Cavaliers are the best. They will win tonight.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Socrates!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Socrates.
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Cavaliers Girl has beaten Aladdin!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
The Cleveland Cavaliers are the best team in the NBA.
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vipAREA has killed Cavaliers Girl!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, vipAREA!,"
Cavaliers Girl mutters.
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vipAREA has killed Stiles!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," vipAREA warns.
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HomeyG has killed Reltihfloda!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs HomeyG.
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HomeyG has killed Squishyffet!
HomeyG sticks Squishyffet's head on a stick for all to see.
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segfau|t has killed vipAREA!
vipAREA sobs uncontrollably.
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segfau|t has beaten Aladdin!
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Abigail got laid by segfau|t!
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Abigail got laid by segfau|t!
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Abigail has killed TJknight!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, TJknight,"
laughs Abigail.
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HomeyG has killed Abigail in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Abigail wonders aloud.
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Knight Stalker has killed segfau|t!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Knight Stalker.
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Tits McGhee has killed HomeyG!
"Next time HomeyG, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Tits McGhee says seriously.
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Tits McGhee has killed Sandman!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Tits McGhee states.
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Tits McGhee has killed Knight Stalker!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Tits McGhee yells.
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Rand has killed TJknight in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls TJknight in agony.
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3dham.com has killed Tits McGhee!
Tits McGhee cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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LeeDungarees has killed 3dham.com!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, LeeDungarees!,"
3dham.com mutters.
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Grimaldo has beaten Aragorn!
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New Warrior has killed LeeDungarees!
"I am the champion, but I have time for losers" moans New Warrior.
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Azidahaka has killed PHR3@K!
Azidahaka sticks PHR3@K's head on a stick for all to see.
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Hkb has beaten Halder!
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