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The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon scales have been found in the forest today..Old or new?
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Violet has DIVORCED HomeyG for cheating on her with
Grizelda! Violet got her barmaid job back!
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Sandman has killed Noobsauce!
"You will have no children!," curses Noobsauce with relish.
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Sandman has beaten Barak!
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Sandman has beaten Aragorn!
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Sandman walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Sandman Got A Raise!
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Sandman has killed bigcranky!
"I wasn't ready!," bigcranky screams.
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Sandman has killed Miff!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Sandman warns.
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Sandman Got laid by Violet!
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Bucks Lady Announces:
My Bucks won last night, goody. They're the best. My Indians also won, but my Brewers lost.
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The Red Dragon has killed Guesswho?!
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M. Deathstrike has killed Bucks Lady in self defence!
"Jesus fudgeing shoot" curses Bucks Lady.
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HomeyG has killed Malekith!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," HomeyG yells.
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HomeyG has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." WHiTe VaMPiRe realizes.
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HomeyG has beaten Aladdin!
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HomeyG has beaten Prince Caspian!
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HomeyG has killed M. Deathstrike!
HomeyG does a little dance over M. Deathstrike's grave.
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HomeyG has beaten Gandalf!
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HomeyG has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed HomeyG!
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Blecchh! has beaten Gandalf!
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Pestilence has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Pestilence roars.
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Halcy0n has been killed by Swiss Butcher!
"You got lucky, Swiss Butcher!," Halcy0n declares.
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Maverick has beaten Barak!
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Maverick has killed Joni!
"You will have no children!," curses Joni with relish.
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Nerf Herder has beaten Aladdin!
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Nerf Herder has killed Maverick!
Nerf Herder sticks Maverick's head on a stick for all to see.
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Enkidu Met A Mermaid!
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Hodur has killed Nerf Herder!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Hodur promises.
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Blecchh! has killed Hodur in self defence!
Hodur sobs uncontrollably.
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M. Deathstrike got laid by Enkidu!
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M. Deathstrike got laid by Enkidu!
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M. Deathstrike has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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M. Deathstrike has killed Blecchh!!
"This means WAR!," Blecchh! shouts savagely.
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Starman has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
"How many of you The Mighty Shadow's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Starman ponders.
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Gaylor walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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LeeDungarees Got A Raise Today!
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LeeDungarees has killed Enkidu!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," LeeDungarees yells.
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LeeDungarees has killed Malekith!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Malekith.
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LeeDungarees has killed Sandman!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Sandman.
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