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The Daily Happenings....
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Several farmers report missing cattle today.
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Violet and Hkb didn't appear to get much sleep
last night. The town is mystified.
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has been killed by Silent Death!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Sandman screams.
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Chlamydia got laid by Sila!
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Shortcake went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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Shortcake has killed Pestilence!
"Next time Pestilence, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Shortcake says seriously.
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Chlamydia has killed Shift_Master!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Chlamydia states.
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Chlamydia has beaten Gandalf!
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Come and get it! Got A Raise!
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Come and get it! has killed Miri!
Come and get it! sticks Miri's head on a stick for all to see.
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Come and get it! has killed Runny Nose!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Runny Nose.
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Bucks Lady Announces:
My Bucks open the season on Thursday. My Bucks will win. I can't wait.
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Come and get it! has killed WHiTe VaMPiRe!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Come and get it! informs WHiTe VaMPiRe.
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Shortcake has killed Come and get it! in self defence!
"Um..Shortcake old pal...Since when were you stronger then me?,"
Come and get it! inquires.
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Bucks Lady has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Bucks Lady Announces:
I killed the dragon. Ha ha.
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Bucks Lady has beaten Halder!
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ArseFace has killed Shortcake!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Shortcake.
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ArseFace has killed Chlamydia!

Bucks Lady Announces:
"Yep, another skull for the collection...!" laughs ArseFace.
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The Milwaukee Bucks are my team because they are the best.
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Upa got laid by Runny Nose!
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Upa has beaten Barak!
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Upa has beaten Aragorn!
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Bagel Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Bagel has beaten Sparhawk!
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HomeyG has killed Upa!
"Next time Upa, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
HomeyG says seriously.
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HomeyG has beaten Olodrin!
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HomeyG has killed GoldenEGG in self defence!
"you have good armouuur" curses GoldenEGG.
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LeeRoyJenkins! has beaten Sandtiger!
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LeeRoyJenkins! Got A Raise!
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LeeRoyJenkins! has killed HomeyG!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, LeeRoyJenkins!,"
HomeyG rebukes.
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Bagel has killed LeeRoyJenkins! in self defence!
Bagel laughs. "I don't think you will be attacking me again, pal."
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TheWizard has beaten Barak!
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TheWizard Battled A Killer Whale!
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SilverFox has killed TheWizard!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, SilverFox!,
TheWizard cries.
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Warrior got laid by Shortcake!
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Warrior has killed SilverFox!
"You will have no children!," curses SilverFox with relish.
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Warrior has beaten Sandtiger!
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Sila got laid by Chlamydia!
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Sila has killed Hkb!
Sila sticks Hkb's head on a stick for all to see.
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Sila has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail got laid by Come and get it!!
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Abigail has killed Manaz!
Abigail does a little dance over Manaz's grave.
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Abigail has beaten Aragorn!
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Runny Nose got laid by Upa!
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Runny Nose has killed Warrior!
Warrior cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Runny Nose has killed Abigail!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Abigail.
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Bagel has killed Runny Nose in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Bagel," utters Runny Nose.
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Draken_RD has killed Bagel!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Bagel insists.
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Sila has killed Draken_RD in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Draken_RD in agony.
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Blecchh! has been killed by Death Dealer!
"How many of you Death Dealer's live in that forest anyway?!,"
Blecchh! ponders.
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