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The Daily Happenings....
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A Child was found today! But scared deaf and dumb.
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Coldeagle has killed Maverick!
Coldeagle kicks Maverick one more time for good measure.
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Coldeagle has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Coldeagle has killed Lady Sif!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Coldeagle!,
Lady Sif cries.
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Smokey has killed Coldeagle in self defence!
Smokey smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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b-rar walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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b-rar walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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b-rar has killed Lode!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," b-rar informs Lode.
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b-rar has killed KingSlayer!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." KingSlayer realizes.
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Sandman Got A Raise!
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Sandman has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Sandman shouts.
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RNGesus Duelled A Swordfish!
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RNGesus has killed b-rar!
"Next time b-rar, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
RNGesus says seriously.
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3dham.com has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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3dham.com Got Fired!
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3dham.com has beaten Halder!
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Gerg walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Smokey has killed Gerg in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Gerg wonders aloud.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians got rained out last night. Doubleheader tonight. I will kill lots of you because Cavaliers Girl is number one.
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Cavaliers Girl Put In A Hard Days Work!
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RNGesus has killed Cavaliers Girl in self defence!
"This was not what I wanted." Cavaliers Girl declares sadly.
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Maverick walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Maverick Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Maverick has beaten Sparhawk!
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Maverick has killed RNGesus!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," RNGesus says tearfully.
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3dham.com got seriously snubbed by Bucetin!
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Bucetin got laid by 3dham.com!
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Bucetin Met A Mermaid!
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HomeyG has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"How the hell did you do that?!," HomeyG shouts.
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Bucetin has beaten Aragorn!
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Yachtcomet has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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Goldenrod walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Yachtcomet got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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Abigail got laid by Maverick!
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Abigail has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Abigail moans pitifully.
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Lady Sif has been killed by Death Dealer!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears Lady Sif.
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Elecktrik got laid by Troll!
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Elecktrik has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
Elecktrik's entrails are littering the forest.
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Katla has killed Yachtcomet!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Yachtcomet realizes.
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Smokey has killed Katla in self defence!
"You got lucky, Smokey. You know you did!," Katla declares.
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The Red Dragon has killed Sid Fickious!
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Maverick got laid by Abigail!
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Maverick has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Maverick has killed Goldenrod!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Goldenrod.
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Xeonicus has killed Smokey!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Smokey insists.
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Xeonicus Met A Mermaid!
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Xeonicus Got A Raise Today!
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The Red Dragon has killed Xeonicus!
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Xeonicus has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Xeonicus has beaten Halder!
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Torgo Got laid by Violet!
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Torgo has killed Maverick!
Torgo laughs.
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Torgo Battled A Killer Whale!
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The Red Dragon has killed BluT!
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