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The Daily Happenings....
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A Child was found today! But scared deaf and dumb.
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Violet bears Hkb a female child.
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Azidahaka has DIVORCED Seth Able because he refused to do
any housework! It is "womans work" was his reply!
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segfau|t has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"How the hell did you do that?!," segfau|t shouts.
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Sandman has beaten Barak!
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Sandman Has No Luck!
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Sandman has killed 3dham.com!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans 3dham.com.
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HONK!HONK! has killed Lebron James in self defence!
3dham.com has killed Sandman!
3dham.com sticks Sandman's head on a stick for all to see.
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"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Lebron James roars in frusteration.
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3dham.com walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Lebron James!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians lost big last night. That was no good. I really need my Cavaliers to win. They better win tonight.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed SATCHMO!
"Next time SATCHMO, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Cavaliers Girl says seriously.
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Cavaliers Girl has beaten Gandalf!
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Abigail got laid by 3dham.com!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail got laid by 3dham.com!
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Abigail has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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John Wayne has killed Abigail!
Abigail sobs uncontrollably.
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John Wayne has killed Cavaliers Girl!
John Wayne sticks Cavaliers Girl's head on a stick for all to see.
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Toronto Raptor has killed John Wayne!
"Next time John Wayne, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Toronto Raptor says seriously.
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The Red Dragon has killed PHR3@K!
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HomeyG Battled A Killer Whale!
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HomeyG has beaten Halder!
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HomeyG has beaten Barak!
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3dham.com has killed HomeyG in self defence!
"I must not be as studly as I thought...!," HomeyG concedes.
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Toronto Raptor has killed LeeDungarees in self defence!
"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," LeeDungarees groans.
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HONK!HONK! has killed Toronto Raptor!
Toronto Raptor cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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AristA got laid by GaretJax!
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AristA got laid by segfau|t!
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AristA got laid by segfau|t!
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AristA has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"I feel ill," elucidates AristA.
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Hkb has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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Hkb has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"You have not seen the last of me, Mutated Black Widow!," Hkb threatens.
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GaretJax Got A Raise Today!
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GaretJax has killed Locke in self defence!
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs GaretJax.
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Maverick got laid by Abigail!
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Maverick has killed Alent!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Maverick in delight.
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Maverick has beaten Aladdin!
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Maverick has killed GaretJax!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans GaretJax.
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Disney Surfer got laid by Seth Able!
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Disney Surfer has killed Maverick!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Maverick.
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Palstar got laid by Faintnot!
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Palstar walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Azidahaka has killed SATCHMO!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps SATCHMO.
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Azidahaka has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Azidahaka screams.
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