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The Daily Happenings....
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The town is in grief. Several children didn't come home today.
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The Red Dragon has killed Coldeagle!
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Petos has been killed by Young Wizard!
"I feel ill," elucidates Petos.
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B-rar has killed BluT!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," B-rar yells.
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B-rar has beaten Prince Caspian!
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B-rar has beaten Gandalf!
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B-rar has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed B-rar!
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Sandman has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
Sheena The Shapechanger devours Sandman raw.
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The Red Dragon has killed Knight Stalker!
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3dham.com has beaten Aragorn!
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3dham.com has killed Jesse the burger!
"You will have no children!," curses Jesse the burger with relish.
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3dham.com has killed Petos!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, 3dham.com," admonishes
Petos.
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3dham.com has beaten Olodrin!
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3dham.com has killed Lady Sif!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Lady Sif.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians got rained out. They have to play a doubleheader today.
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The Red Dragon has killed Cavaliers Girl!
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Maverick has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Maverick moans pitifully.
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Bucetin got laid by 3dham.com!
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Bucetin has killed KingSlayer!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." KingSlayer realizes.
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Bucetin has killed Prexx!
"I wasn't ready!," Prexx screams.
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Bucetin has beaten Aragorn!
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HomeyG has killed Yachtcomet!
HomeyG laughs.
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HomeyG has beaten Gandalf!
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Goldenrod has beaten Aladdin!
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Abigail got laid by Sandman!
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Abigail has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Abigail roars.
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Lady Sif has killed Floki!
Floki sobs uncontrollably.
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Lady Sif has killed Grimaldo!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Lady Sif!,
Grimaldo cries.
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Lady Sif has killed 3dham.com!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants 3dham.com.
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Lady Sif has beaten Sparhawk!
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Elecktrik got laid by King Vidion!
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Elecktrik agrees to have dinner with BluT!
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Elecktrik has killed Lady Sif!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Elecktrik.
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Goldenrod has killed Elecktrik in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Goldenrod," utters Elecktrik.
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T J Knight has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Pavel Chekov has killed HomeyG!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Pavel Chekov.
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Pavel Chekov has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Mutated Black Widow best me?," Pavel Chekov
wonders aloud.
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Laura Lux got laid by Pavel Chekov!
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Laura Lux has been killed by Death Dealer!
Death Dealer carefully burys Laura Lux.
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Floki has killed Bucetin!
Floki laughs.
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Floki has beaten Sandtiger!
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Grimaldo got laid by Bucetin!
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Grimaldo has beaten Sandtiger!
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Xeonicus has killed Goldenrod!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Goldenrod says tearfully.
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Torgo got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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Torgo has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Floating Evil Eye," Torgo admits.
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BluT has killed Xeonicus!
BluT kicks Xeonicus one more time for good measure.
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By-Tor has beaten Aladdin!
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By-Tor has killed BluT!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs By-Tor.
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By-Tor has killed T J Knight!
T J Knight cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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