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The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man.
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Violet has PMS! Locke is understanding, and peace
is restored. For now.
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Sandman has killed Jack Trades!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Sandman in delight.
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LeeDungarees has killed Sandman in self defence!
"You got lucky, LeeDungarees. You know you did!," Sandman declares.
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/\/\a$]< has killed Dilyias!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Dilyias,"
laughs /\/\a$]<.
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/\/\a$]< has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," /\/\a$]< roars.
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Muffin got laid by Retrovirus!
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3dham.com has killed Moix!
3dham.com does a little dance over Moix's grave.
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3dham.com has killed Muffin!
3dham.com laughs.
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3dham.com has killed Slayer8158!
3dham.com laughs.
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Chiraw has killed 3dham.com!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Chiraw.
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realRedDragon has killed Chiraw in self defence!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Chiraw roars in frusteration.
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by realRedDragon!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians won. This is great. They're the best.
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CaesaR has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Mutated Black Widow !," CaesaR screams.
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realRedDragon has killed Cavaliers Girl!
Cavaliers Girl cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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HomeyG has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds HomeyG.
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GaretJax has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
GaretJax's entrails are littering the forest.
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VALKYRIE has killed realRedDragon!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." realRedDragon realizes.
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VALKYRIE has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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VALKYRIE Announces:
OOOPS!
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VALKYRIE has beaten Halder!
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Blecchh! has killed VALKYRIE in self defence!
"Ack! I'm humiliated in front of all!," explaims VALKYRIE.
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Rouge the Theif has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Corinthian Giant !," Rouge the Theif screams.
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Retrovirus has killed Zenobyte!
Retrovirus kicks Zenobyte one more time for good measure.
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Abigail got laid by Zenobyte!
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ArchAngel has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"Killed by Floating Evil Eye. I am disgraced," grieves ArchAngel.
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segfau|t has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"You got lucky, Floating Evil Eye!," segfau|t declares.
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The Red Dragon has killed PHR3@K!
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Azidahaka got laid by GaretJax!
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