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Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man.
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Fungus Nostrils got laid by Sila!
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Fungus Nostrils has killed Zenobyte!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Zenobyte,"
laughs Fungus Nostrils.
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Fungus Nostrils has beaten Sandtiger!
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Sandman got laid by Abigail!
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Fungus Nostrils has killed Shift_master!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Shift_master.
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Fungus Nostrils has beaten Sparhawk!
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Mister Ed has killed Sandman!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Sandman realizes.
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Mister Ed has killed Fungus Nostrils!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Mister Ed in delight.
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Mister Ed has killed Pestilence!
Pestilence's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Parallax has killed Mister Ed in self defence!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Mister Ed roars in frusteration.
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ArseFace has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," ArseFace roars.
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Bucks Lady got laid by Mister Ed!
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Bucks Lady got laid by Mister Ed!
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Bucks Lady Announces:
My Bucks open the regular season on Thursday. I can't wait. I love the Milwaukee Bucks.
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Bucks Lady has killed Parallax!
"The Milwaukee Bucks are the best." laughs Bucks Lady.
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Bucks Lady has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed Bucks Lady!
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Upa got laid by Runny Nose!
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The Red Dragon has killed Upa!
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Bagel has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Bagel screams.
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Zenobyte has killed CaptainKitten!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
CaptainKitten.
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HomeyG has beaten Olodrin!
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Jessrond the Dog has killed Wayward2!
"golden egg" moans Jessrond the Dog.
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