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The Daily Happenings....
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Despair covers the land - more bloody remains have been found today.
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Violet has DIVORCED Coldeagle for cheating on her with
Grizelda! Violet got her barmaid job back!
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Coldeagle has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Bytor has killed Coldeagle in self defence!
"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," Coldeagle groans.
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Keu has killed Prexx!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Prexx.
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Xeonicus has killed Keu in self defence!
"Geez! I don't believe this! Last time I attack you, Xeonicus!,"
Keu lements.
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The Red Dragon has killed I'm Batman!
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3dham.com walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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3dham.com has been killed by King Vidion!
"Ack! I was under the impression I was invincible. I suppose I was wrong,"
3dham.com admits.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
My Indians got rained out last night. This sucks. Well, doubleheader today.
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Cavaliers Girl has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Cavaliers Girl!
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Maverick got laid by Abigail!
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Smokey has killed Maverick in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Maverick wonders aloud.
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Cry0phi has beaten Halder!
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Cry0phi has killed Void!
Void cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Cry0phi has killed KingSlayer!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps KingSlayer.
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SLasH67 has killed Smokey!
Smokey cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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SLasH67 has killed Mastermind!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," SLasH67 promises.
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Quido has killed Bytor!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Quido!,
Bytor cries.
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Donkey has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Donkey moans pitifully.
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Goldenrod has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"You got lucky, ShadowStormWarrior!," Goldenrod declares.
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Abigail got laid by Maverick!
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Abigail has killed Bucetin!
Bucetin's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Abigail has killed Xeonicus!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Xeonicus.
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Abigail has beaten Sparhawk!
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Chysamere has beaten Olodrin!
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Lady Sif Announces:
woot
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Lady Sif has killed Quido!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Lady Sif!,"
Quido mutters.
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Lady Sif has killed Dekatovikk!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Dekatovikk says tearfully.
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Lady Sif has killed PETOS!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, PETOS,"
laughs Lady Sif.
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The Red Dragon has killed Lady Sif!
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Eml1Io got laid by Keu!
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Eml1Io got laid by Keu!
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Eml1Io got laid by Keu!
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Prexx has beaten Aragorn!
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Prexx has been killed by Huge Black Bear!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Prexx.
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Elecktrik has beaten Prince Caspian!
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TJ Knight has killed Eml1Io!
TJ Knight kicks Eml1Io one more time for good measure.
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TJ Knight has killed Elecktrik!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," TJ Knight states.
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TJ Knight has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
The banker is already looking for TJ Knight's next of kin.
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Laura Lux got laid by Seth Disable!
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Seth Disable got seriously snubbed by Laura Lux!
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Laura Lux has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Laura Lux in dismay.
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Ragnar Lothbrok has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
The banker is already looking for Ragnar Lothbrok's next of kin.
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Mass has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Mass screams.
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Violet has MARRIED Xeonicus!!!!!
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Xeonicus has killed Abigail!
"This means WAR!," Abigail shouts savagely.
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Xeonicus has beaten Sparhawk!
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Torgo has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"Killed by Corinthian Giant. I am disgraced," grieves Torgo.
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Azidahaka has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Azidahaka.
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SLasH67 has killed Bytor in self defence!
Bytor sobs uncontrollably.
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