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The Daily Happenings....
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A group of children did not return from a nature walk today.
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Violet has PMS! Mustang is understanding, and peace
is restored. For now.
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Don Q has killed Mandingo!
Mandingo cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Don Q has beaten Barak!
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Don Q has killed Dougy!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Don Q!,"
Dougy mutters.
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Don Q has beaten Aragorn!
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Goran has killed PHR3@K!
"This means WAR!," PHR3@K shouts savagely.
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b-rar has killed Goran in self defence!
b-rar smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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Coldeagle has beaten Sparhawk!
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Coldeagle has killed b-rar!
"You will have no children!," curses b-rar with relish.
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Mustang has killed Coldeagle in self defence!
"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls Coldeagle in agony.
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Keu went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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Keu got laid by State Warriors!
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Keu got laid by State Warriors!
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Keu has killed Azidahaka!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Azidahaka.
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Keu has killed Don Q!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Keu states.
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Keu has beaten Sandtiger!
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State Warriors has killed Rampage!
State Warriors does a little dance over Rampage's grave.
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State Warriors has beaten Aragorn!
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State Warriors has killed Keu!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," State Warriors informs Keu.
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State Warriors has beaten Olodrin!
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State Warriors has beaten Sandtiger!
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State Warriors has killed TropouT!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, State Warriors!,"
TropouT mutters.
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Knight Stalker has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Knight Stalker in dismay.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
This sucks. My Indians got shut out last night. It reallyh sucks.
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Cavaliers Girl has killed Mustang!
"You can't mess with Cavaliers Girl." laughs Cavaliers Girl.
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The Red Dragon has killed State Warriors!
"Stop killing the DRAGON, She dog! :)" screams The Red Dragon in anger.
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The Red Dragon has been smitten - with love.
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The Red Dragon has killed Lady Sif!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Lady Sif,"
laughs The Red Dragon.
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The Red Dragon has killed Cavaliers Girl!
"Your new shield can't save you. Not Today." laughs The Red Dragon.
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Vladimir has beaten Olodrin!
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Burr got laid by Seth Able!
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PHR3@K has killed Burr!
"Oh don't get a big head, PHR3@K! You suck!," taunts Burr.
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Mustang has killed PHR3@K in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," PHR3@K wonders aloud.
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Electron has beaten Barak!
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CaptainQuido has killed