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![]() Tweet ![]() | Legend of the Red Dragon Today's Game News for lord.stabs.orgGame 1 Game 2 Game 3 Return to Daily News IndexThe Daily Happenings.... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The town is in grief. Several children didn't come home today. -=-=-=- Honey Badger got laid by Samantha! -=-=-=- Honey Badger has killed Zyvod! "Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Zyvod says tearfully. -=-=-=- Honey Badger has killed ABLE! "My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." ABLE realizes. -=-=-=- Honey Badger has killed Andromeda! Honey Badger kicks Andromeda one more time for good measure. -=-=-=- The Red Dragon has killed Honey Badger! -=-=-=- Dratsab got laid by Seth Able! -=-=-=- Sandman has killed Dratsab! Sandman kicks Dratsab one more time for good measure. -=-=-=- Sandman walks out of the forest acting chipper! -=-=-=- Sandman has killed MischiefTMaker! "And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Sandman warns. -=-=-=- Violet has refused to marry Cascadian! -=-=-=- Cascadian has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero. -=-=-=- Cascadian has beaten Halder! -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker has beaten Prince Caspian! -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker has killed Sandman! "Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Sandman. -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker has beaten Gandalf! -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker has beaten Turgon! He has become the Ultimate Warrior! -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker has killed Cascadian! "The Gods have deserted me!!," Cascadian insists. -=-=-=- MischiefTMaker Got laid by Violet! -=-=-=- The Red Dragon has killed MischiefTMaker! -=-=-=- Runny Nose has killed Syntax Error! "I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Syntax Error. -=-=-=- Runny Nose has killed Kimmy! Runny Nose kicks Kimmy one more time for good measure. -=-=-=- Azrael got laid by Samantha! -=-=-=- Azrael has beaten Olodrin! -=-=-=- Alfred E. Neuman has killed Azrael! "I'm too sexy for my Shard, (repeat chorus)" laughs Alfred E. Neuman. - |