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The Daily Happenings....
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Despair covers the land - more bloody remains have been found today.
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Coldeagle has killed 3dham.com!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, Coldeagle,"
3dham.com screams.
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Coldeagle has beaten Aladdin!
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Coldeagle has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Coldeagle has beaten Gandalf!
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Coldeagle has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Coldeagle!
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Keu has beaten Sandtiger!
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b-rar has killed Keu!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs b-rar.
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Goldenguineas has killed b-rar!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks b-rar.
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Goldenguineas has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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Goldenguineas has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Black Unicorn," Goldenguineas admits.
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Iceman has killed Mass!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals Mass.
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Iceman has killed Pu55yP3n3tr4t0r!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Pu55yP3n3tr4t0r.
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EmiIio got laid by Keu!
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EmiIio has killed Scanlan!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Scanlan says tearfully.
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EmiIio walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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EmiIio has killed Iceman!
EmiIio laughs.
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Ragnarus has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Ragnarus has killed EmiIio!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears EmiIio.
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Ragnarus has beaten Gandalf!
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PHR3@K has killed Azidahaka!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," PHR3@K yells.
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3dham.com has killed Ragnarus!
3dham.com sticks Ragnarus's head on a stick for all to see.
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Cavaliers Girl got laid by Ragnarus!
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Tonight is my Cavaliers home opener. The Cleveland Cavaliers are the best.
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Knight Stalker has killed 3dham.com!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." 3dham.com realizes.
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Cavaliers Girl Announces:
Cavaliers Girl is number one. Cavaliers will win tonight.
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Knight Stalker has killed Cavaliers Girl!
"This means WAR!," Cavaliers Girl shouts savagely.
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Knight Stalker has beaten Aladdin!
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Knight Stalker has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Knight Stalker has beaten Gandalf!
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Knight Stalker has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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The Red Dragon has killed Knight Stalker!
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Azidahaka has killed Kenwood!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Kenwood says tearfully.
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Azidahaka has killed PHR3@K!
"I wasn't ready!," PHR3@K screams.
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Mr Vorhees has killed Azidahaka in self defence!
Azidahaka sobs uncontrollably.
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Sandman got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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Sandman has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Sandman has beaten Halder!
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SlipKid has killed Newguy!
"I'll have the pupu platter." moans SlipKid.
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SlipKid Got laid by Violet!
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SlipKid walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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SlipKid has beaten Aladdin!
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The Red Dragon has killed Fox Mulder!
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HomeyG has beaten Barak!
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HomeyG has beaten Aragorn!
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HomeyG has killed Sandman!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Sandman.
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DrMcKay walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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DrMcKay has been killed by Massive Dinosaur!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains DrMcKay.
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Maverick got laid by Abigail!
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Maverick has killed SlipKid!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps SlipKid.
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Maverick has beaten Gandalf!
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Maverick has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!

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Maverick has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Corinthian Giant !," Maverick screams.
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Peg Bundy has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Peg Bundy shouts.
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Bonejaw has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"Killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl. I am disgraced," grieves Bonejaw.
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Mustang has been killed by Earth Shaker!
The banker is already looking for Mustang's next of kin.
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Ronon Dex has been killed by Goliath!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Ronon Dex moans pitifully.
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Kal Drogo has killed Prexx!
"Whoa is me, saith the lord" moans Kal Drogo.
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Kal Drogo has been killed by Gorma The Leper!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Kal Drogo.
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Elecktrik got laid by Seth Able!
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Elecktrik has killed Rannagan!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Elecktrik in delight.
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Elecktrik has beaten Aladdin!
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TJ Knight has killed Elecktrik!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, TJ Knight!,
Elecktrik cries.
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TJ Knight has been killed by Earth Shaker!
Earth Shaker devours TJ Knight raw.
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Abigail got laid by 3dham.com!
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Abigail got laid by Azidahaka!
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Abigail got laid by Goldenguineas!
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Goldenguineas got laid by Abigail!
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Cry0phi has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"Killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl. I am disgraced," grieves Cry0phi.
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Liss gives birth to a boy! His name is nathan.
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Lode has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Liss has beaten Olodrin!
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Lode has been killed by King Vidion!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Lode moans pitifully.
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Liss has killed HomeyG!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Liss,"
HomeyG rebukes.
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Mat has beaten Halder!
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Kane has killed Liss!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Liss,"
laughs Kane.
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Kane has killed Abigail!
Kane sticks Abigail's head on a stick for all to see.
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Kane has beaten Aladdin!
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Kane has killed Mat!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Kane in delight.
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Sully has beaten Halder!
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Sully has beaten Barak!
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Sully has beaten Aragorn!
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Grimaldo has killed Sully in self defence!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Sully roars in frusteration.
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