The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon scales have been found in the forest today..Old or new?
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Wiz has killed Redlock!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Wiz," admonishes
Redlock.
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Wiz has killed DeusExMachinist!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Wiz.
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Wiz has beaten Gandalf!
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Wiz has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Sheena The Shapechanger best me?," Wiz
wonders aloud.
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Valencia has beaten Gandalf!
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Valencia has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
ShadowStormWarrior devours Valencia raw.
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Morgana has killed Athena!
"This means WAR!," Athena shouts savagely.
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Mendelevium has killed Lil skinny pup!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Mendelevium," admonishes
Lil skinny pup.
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Mendelevium has killed Morgana!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, Mendelevium,"
Morgana screams.
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Frito Lay got laid by Morgana!
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Frito Lay has killed King Blue!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Frito Lay.
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Frito Lay has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Frito Lay.
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LordIronFist got laid by Phoenix!
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LordIronFist has killed Gage!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," LordIronFist promises.
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LordIronFist has beaten Sandtiger!
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LordIronFist has killed Zenobia!
Zenobia cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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LordIronFist has killed Lord Dorf!
"You will have no children!," curses Lord Dorf with relish.
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LordIronFist has beaten Sparhawk!
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Lord Dorf got laid by Lady Jane!
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Eltex Got laid by Violet!
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Eltex has killed Mendelevium!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Mendelevium.
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Eltex has killed LordIronFist!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," LordIronFist insists.
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Lord Dorf has killed Mangolust!
Mangolust's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Lord Dorf has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Magilum got laid by Athena!
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Magilum has killed BruinsHockey!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." BruinsHockey realizes.
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Magilum has killed Vaea!
Vaea sobs uncontrollably.
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Corrupt Shadow has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"Try that again! I'll decapitate you!," Corrupt Shadow challenges.
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Obsidian has beaten Sandtiger!
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Party Mouth Mike got laid by Morgana!
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Party Mouth Mike Put In A Hard Days Work!
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Party Mouth Mike has been killed by Slock!
"You have not seen the last of me, Slock!," Party Mouth Mike threatens.
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Heiwa has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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Heiwa has beaten Halder!
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Heiwa has killed LeatherNLace!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, LeatherNLace,"
laughs Heiwa.
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Lil skinny pup got laid by Seth Able!
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Lil skinny pup has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds Lil skinny pup.
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The Red Dragon has killed Maverick1978!
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MalValet has been killed by Evil Wretch!
"You are definatly stronger than you look, Evil Wretch," MalValet admits.
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Athena got laid by Magilum!
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Athena has killed Lord Dorf!
"Next time Lord Dorf, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Athena says seriously.
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SirKR has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
The banker is already looking for SirKR's next of kin.
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Mangolust has killed Alexeus!
Alexeus sobs uncontrollably.
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Mangolust has beaten Sparhawk!
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Redlock has killed Eltex!
"Oh don't get a big head, Redlock! You suck!," taunts Eltex.
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Redlock has killed Magilum!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Magilum insists.
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Redlock has killed Athena!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Athena.
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Redlock has beaten Aladdin!
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Redlock has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Redlock has beaten Gandalf!
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Redlock has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
ShadowStormWarrior devours Redlock raw.
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Phoenix got laid by LordIronFist!
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The Red Dragon has killed Phoenix!
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cheezburger got laid by Maverick1978!
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cheezburger got laid by Eltex!
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cheezburger got laid by Maverick1978!
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cheezburger has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears cheezburger.
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