The Daily Happenings....
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The town is in grief. Several children didn't come home today.
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Catalunia has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Catalunia has been killed by King Vidion!
Catalunia's entrails are littering the forest.
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SlutHoops has beaten Olodrin!
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Shibumi walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Shibumi has killed SlutHoops!
SlutHoops sobs uncontrollably.
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Shibumi has killed Jazzy!
Jazzy cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Morgana got laid by Frito Lay!
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Alexeus has beaten Sparhawk!
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Alexeus has killed Zenobia!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Zenobia.
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Frito Lay got laid by Morgana!
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Frito Lay has killed Murder Man!
"Looks like I murdered you!" laughs Frito Lay.
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LordIronFist has killed Frito Lay in self defence!
"Not fair I powermove u and I still die" curses Frito Lay.
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Lord Dorf got laid by Ruby!
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Lord Dorf's fairy escapes.
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Adam shame has killed Lord Dorf!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Lord Dorf.
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Adam shame has killed Alexeus!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Alexeus.
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Adam shame has killed Morgana!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Morgana.
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Eltex has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Adam shame has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Eltex has killed LordIronFist!
"This means WAR!," LordIronFist shouts savagely.
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King Blue got laid by Phoenix!
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Shibumi has killed King Blue in self defence!
Shibumi smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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Magilum got laid by Jazzy!
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Magilum has been killed by King Vidion!
Halder laughs at Magilum's plight.
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Obsidian walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Obsidian has beaten Olodrin!
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Mander has beaten Aragorn!
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Shaved Betty has killed Eltex!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Shaved Betty,"
Eltex rebukes.
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Shaved Betty has killed Adam shame!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Adam shame.
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Shaved Betty has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Shaved Betty has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
The banker is already looking for Shaved Betty's next of kin.
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SethDawkins has killed Shibumi!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Shibumi.
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SethDawkins has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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GreenBlood has been killed by King Vidion!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds GreenBlood.
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StudBeefpile has killed DR. Kraine!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," StudBeefpile states.
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SethDawkins has killed StudBeefpile in self defence!
"ACK! I am slain." curses StudBeefpile.
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Bletch feebles Got laid by Violet!
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Bletch feebles has killed Corrupt Shadow!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser," Bletch feebles informs Corrupt Shadow.
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BruinsHockey has killed Pell!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Pell insists.
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Bletch feebles has killed BruinsHockey in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Bletch feebles," utters BruinsHockey.
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Maverick1978 has killed Bletch feebles!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Bletch feebles.
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Maverick1978 has killed SethDawkins!
SethDawkins cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Maverick1978 has beaten Aladdin!
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Skippy has beaten Barak!
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Skippy has beaten Aragorn!
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MalVallet has beaten Halder!
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Jazzy got laid by Magilum!
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Sirkr has beaten Sandtiger!
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Oberlix the hobbit Announces:
WERE DID HE COME ROM ? Never saw the slime
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Oberlix the hobbit has killed Obsidian!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Oberlix the hobbit promises.
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Oberlix the hobbit has beaten Sandtiger!
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Oberlix the hobbit Announces:
i'll bed the wench next time
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Sirkr has killed Oberlix the hobbit in self defence!
"Dam his Winersnitchel was better" laughs Oberlix the hobbit.
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Heiwa has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Heiwa has killed Maverick1978!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Maverick1978 realizes.
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Heiwa has killed Jazzy!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Heiwa," admonishes
Jazzy.
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Heiwa has killed Sirkr!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, Heiwa,"
Sirkr screams.
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Buttercup got laid by Maverick1978!
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Buttercup got laid by Maverick1978!
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Buttercup has killed Mangolust!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Buttercup warns.
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Buttercup has beaten Aladdin!
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Buttercup has killed Heiwa!
"This means WAR!," Heiwa shouts savagely.
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Redlock walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Redlock walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Buttercup has killed Redlock in self defence!
"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," Redlock groans.
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Phoenix agrees to have dinner with LordIronFist!
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Phoenix got laid by Eltex!
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Phoenix got laid by King Blue!
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Phoenix has beaten Sparhawk!
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Phoenix has killed Buttercup!
Phoenix laughs.
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Ruby got laid by Lord Dorf!
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Ruby was called a whore by Seth Able!
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Ruby has beaten Aragorn!
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