The Daily Happenings....
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The town is in grief. Several children didn't come home today.
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Violet has DIVORCED Jonathan for cheating on her with
Grizelda! Violet got her barmaid job back!
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Failure has killed Lady faira!
"Oh don't get a big head, Failure! You suck!," taunts Lady faira.
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Failure has killed eXcalibur!
"Oh don't get a big head, Failure! You suck!," taunts eXcalibur.
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Failure has killed Sibermage!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Sibermage insists.
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Failure has been killed by Death Dealer!
Halder laughs at Failure's plight.
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Repsychler Got laid by Violet!
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Repsychler has killed Tref!
"I wasn't ready!," Tref screams.
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Repsychler has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Repsychler shouts.
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Girah has killed Lode!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Lode,"
laughs Girah.
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Girah has killed Maverick!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Maverick.
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Lord PENDRAGON Got laid by Violet!
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eXcalibur got seriously snubbed by Lady faira!
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Lord PENDRAGON has killed Lady faira!
"You will have no children!," curses Lady faira with relish.
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DiRT has killed MamaLoca!
"Oh my god" DiRT declares sadly.
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DiRT has killed Kaless1n!
Kaless1n cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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DiRT has killed Hatred!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, DiRT!,"
Hatred mutters.
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Lord PENDRAGON has killed Duncan11!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Duncan11 insists.
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DiRT has beaten Aragorn!
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Snap dragon got seriously snubbed by Lady Godiva!
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Lady Godiva has killed Janitron!
"Oh don't get a big head, Lady Godiva! You suck!," taunts Janitron.
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Lady Godiva has killed Lord PENDRAGON!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Lord PENDRAGON.
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Frankwad has beaten Aragorn!
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Akira has killed Girah!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Akira!,"
Girah mutters.
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Akira has killed Thew Chewer!
"Next time Thew Chewer, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Akira says seriously.
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Snap dragon has killed Frankwad!
"You will have no children!," curses Frankwad with relish.
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Snap dragon has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Sheena The Shapechanger best me?," Snap dragon
wonders aloud.
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Super Phreak has killed Beechsack!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Beechsack.
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Super Phreak has beaten Barak!
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Super Phreak has beaten Aragorn!
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Super Phreak has killed Drewcifer!
"You have NO right to that, Super Phreak!," Drewcifer whines.
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stab has killed Super Phreak!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," stab promises.
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stab has killed DiRT!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs stab.
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stab has killed Malavol!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," stab states.
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Akira has killed Jonathan in self defence!
"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, Akira!," reveals Jonathan.
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Keith has killed Drakes!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Keith states.
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Keith has killed Psdf!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Keith in delight.
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Keith has beaten Aragorn!
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